Russian Johnson

A sex act where the male applies ice cubes to his genitalia (while during intercourse), then bathes his penis in vodka, and proceeds to skull fuck the other individual

“Bro, I gave Sarah an awesome Russian Johnson last night!”

by PoopPantz December 10, 2020

Jerky Johnson

A guy who's entire existence is based off of masterbating. Jerky Johnsons are not interested in relationships or companionship because pornsites are their better half.

Tim has never had a girlfriend because he is a Jerky Johnson.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 14, 2020

Johnson Davidson

Johnson Davidson is a simple Amish man. He loves his sisters (a bit too much) and would do anything for them. As an Amish man, Johnson Davidson loves building barns

Have you see that Amish man Johnson Davidson?

by Diaper sniper December 18, 2020

Curious Johnson

A penis which hasn't seen any action in months so now it is willing to insert itself in any orifice available.

Jack hasn't gotten laid in months, I'm pretty sure he has a curious Johnson now.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 21, 2020

top my johnson

another word to say suck my dick

top my johnson bitch

by just smoove October 24, 2020

Noah Johnson

Generosity

Integrity

Loyalty

Devotion

Loving

Kindness

Sincerity

Self-control

Peacefulness

Faithfulness

Patience

Determination

Persistence

Adventurous

Fairness

Cooperation

Tolerance

Optimism

Spirituality

Noah Johnson is Cool!

by 1122332453647588474 October 26, 2020

Noah Allan Johnson

Generosity

Integrity

Loyalty

Devotion

Loving

Kindness

Sincerity

Self-control

Peacefulness

Faithfulness

Patience

Determination

Persistence

Adventurous

Fairness

Cooperation

Tolerance

Optimism

Spirituality

Noah Allan Johnson Is COOL!

by 1122332453647588474 October 26, 2020