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Have you heard the joke?

a person who is trying to tell a stupid joke
(it happend to me of course )-:{ )
a: Have you heard the joke?
b:which joke/ no
a:(saying a joke)
by fed lem March 26, 2020
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joke

something funny that nathaniel has legal terms over
person 1: whats the difference between a joke and 3 dicks

person 2: Idk what os it?
person 1: ur mom cant take a joke
by The Chowdaa69 March 27, 2020
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joke

just look in the mirror and you'll see what the joke is,
by Hentai_gang April 8, 2020
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Joke snatched

Someone that steals another’s joke without crediting them and gets more laughs.
Person 1: Did you see Matthew joke snatched Corey

Person 2: Yes he does it all the time
by Kinglamb99 April 12, 2020
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Dad Joke

Son: dad I’m hungry!
Dad: hi hungry in dad!
Son: STOP WITH THE DAD JOKES THEY SUCK!
by My bro town November 9, 2020
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A joke

Donald Trump himself.
You're a JOKE!

HAH WHAT A JOKE!

That ain't a joke....
by Poplyx November 15, 2020
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The Joke Police

A recently formed government sector of law and order tasked with monitoring social media for any words considered offensive that current day.

Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.

Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.

So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
by Longbeer Feet November 19, 2020
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