Tanner's Johnson

The veiny ahh dih

Look at Tanner's Johnson

by anonymous February 7, 2025

Johnson

Def: To tell a provable, bare faced lie.
One who is a bare faced liar.

"He's pulling a Johnson" (lying and everyone knows it)
"He's a right Johnson" (incontrovertible liar)
"You're not telling Johnsons are you?" (parent to child)

by cheryleveritt July 11, 2022

SC Johnson

An all-encompassing term that can be used to refer to one's ass crack, scrotum, and penis at once.

S = Sack
C = Crack
Johnson = Penis

Richard: I used a new trimmer on my SC Johnson last night, and it went better than expected.
Alex: Have you ever tried using Nair? It works pretty well for mine.

by wlofa August 12, 2025

vincent johnson

Tall guy, lives in Ohio, and eats Twinkie stuffed horses

Omg that guy is such a Vincent johnson

by Some random teen kid April 20, 2018

Boris Johnson

Pretty much Harrison

Me: Look it's Boris Johnson

by ILikeYourMother June 9, 2022

britain johnson

The name of a boy who is a douche and takes advantage of girls with his handsome looks. He is a player and goes out with every girl he meets. Do not trust him even if he seems nice or you like him.

Omg I hate Britain Johnson, he is such an idiot and dickhead.

by Kc uh January 2, 2017

kayley johnson

she’s the hottest most stunning woman you’ll meet. she’s very kind and loving to the ones she has a good feeling for. Watch out tho she could drop yo ass quicker than you can blink if you cross her. shes a hopeless romantic but knows how to work your body veryyyyy well. She’s amazing but she can be petty as hell. She attracts does not chase.

DAAAAYM kayley Johnson is such a babe

by Jonathan ret June 6, 2021