bumper dump

When a person needs to take a crap, but no toilet is readily available. You drop your pants, set your coccyx-area down on the bumper of the nearest car, and crap (mostly) onto the ground.

This maneuver is usually performed by a "SF Mission Hipster", after he/she has consumed several Pabst Blue Ribbon beers. Bonus points if the car is a symbol of gentrification, such as a German compact sedan.
Bro #1: Dude. come check out my sweet new BMW 418!

Bro #2: Brah, it looks like someone pulled a bumper dump on you, and missed a bit.

Bro #1: Dude. Lets go back to the Marina and drown our sorrows at Bar None with some beer-pong! Did you bring the rufees?

Bro #2: Brah, I wouldn't have it any other way. Let's go crush some beercans against our foreheads!
by JBlackfoot September 11, 2014
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system dump

what happens when i drop my computer and it breaks forever.. :(
me: --drops computer--

computer: system dump complete..--dies--
by epicfaiilllll July 14, 2008
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digital dumping

Digital dumping has two (2) meanings: (1) digital dumping is defined as an activity to dispose of e-waste in view of environmental harms and health concerns (example: the dumping of electronic waste and obsolete digital equipment, laptops or pcs, other computer equipment, smartphones and monitors into landfills, waters and/or on foreign lands) and definition (2) digital dumping is defined as "opinion dumping' with the definition being the dumping or 'dishing out' of opinions and criticisms using online #socialmedia platforms (e.g. Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, WeChat and others). Both have implications in terms of public health, environmental impacts and
The ramifications of digital dumping are being investigated as evidence emerges that more advantaged countries are dumping (exporting) tons of digital waste (e-waste) into less advantaged countries such as Africa, Asia, India and others, especially since circuit boards, smart phones and computer screens contain copper, gold, zinc, beryllium, and tantalum, lead based coatings and lithium batteries; the health effects of digital dumping are a major concern as is the pollution impact on the environment. In terms of social media digital dumping, the ramifications to psycho-social and mental health are a growing concern in relation to the suicide risks of bullying across digital channels; brands must also remain vigilant bout digital dumping from ex-employees or disgruntled consumers.
by Mayb, April May 18, 2019
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Dick dump

"I'm so nervous about my date tonight, I've got the shakes ! "

"Well for god's sake have a dick dump before you go !"
by i2oo March 14, 2013
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dump jamit

1) When playing a video game expressing anger at the character for not doing an action.
2) Also can be used in regular conversation when angered at an object, person or action.
I couldn’t beat the boss and I was yelling at Dante "dump jamit!"

I dropped my book in the hall way today looked down and mumbled "dump jamit" under my breath
by Tim Martikainen February 25, 2007
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Pre-dump

Food consumed before using the bathroom known in some circles as food.
Make it or break your girl calls refers to all meals as pre-dump
by Juddnelson April 11, 2016
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orphan dump

where alll the old useless orphans go, usually is an old shitty dumpster, this is where abortions go as well after they are vaacumed out
yo bill wanna go to the orphan dump and take shits in it

fuck yeah man im going to shit on that chineese one
by Joe Budy July 01, 2010
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