Failed^2

When a person failure is so far beyond the limitations of the word fail.

Person A: I just met a guy at a bar who told me he loved me, I was so happy that I slept with him.

Person B: Really? You have Failed^2 in life.

by Kurt Austin March 12, 2011

December 2

National skip school day

Dude u can’t wait for December 2 no school!

by Jacob/BUBBACOATES November 1, 2019

September 2

September 2 is the 245th day in the Gregorian calendar, it is the national day of Vietnam.

Oh my god, bro! It's September 2, Mom has bought you Banh Tet!

by hpy174 January 2, 2022

December 2

The only day you can skip fucking school

"Are you going to school tomorrow"

No you dumbass tommorow it's December 2

by Diegosexyboy November 7, 2019

2 pennies

A threesome with 2 ugly girls.

"I heard you had A good time last night"

"Nah, Nothing to brag about, I got 2 pennies"

by Kanyewestindian September 1, 2016

2. Of december

Slap ass day

Oh its 2. Of december
"Slaps ass"
Ahhh!!

by anonymous December 2, 2020

December 2

December 2 is national bang your head against a calendar that says 2020 day

Jimmy : Hey James it's December 2!
James : Oh wait I bought that calendar for 2020 it's in my room *bangs head on calendar*
Jimmy : *bangs head on calendar*

by Iamnoturdawae December 1, 2019