Fruit Roll-Up

When you bust a nut so good that you fall asleep, wake up, and have to peel your dried cum off your stomach like the wrapper on a Fruit Roll-Up

After jimmy found the video he'd been looking for all night, he had to Fruit Roll-Up himself in the morning.

by Binkular Stinkular December 15, 2018

Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll

Term coined by the late great Ian Dury, of Blockheads fame. Its the principles of the rockstar, in a nutshell.

"Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll is all my brain and body need
Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll are very good indeed"

by clevortrever November 30, 2010

log roll

To tell a story that nobody wants to hear, has no point and will not end until someone stops it.

Usually quite painful to experience.

Pinney: I went to ikea last weekend, we got lost on the way to Milton Keynes, I bought some Gossimer cushions and a clothes rail and some shelves, they are very....
Will: STOP WITH THE LOG ROLL YOU BIG BITCH!

by essea January 17, 2007

fap roll

When you stick your ham inside a bread roll and cream. (cream optional)

Kyle man, last night i made myself a fap roll for dinner.

by Douglas_ August 3, 2006

rock & roll

was actually invented by wynonie harris in '48 i think. mixing gospel, blues, and r&b. rock and roll was actually a subgenre of rythm and blues (it was also known as hoy hoy).

lil richard is an example of hoy hoy rock n roll

by JVT niggas December 30, 2004

Rock 'n' roll

To leave, depart or proceed without delay.

Hurry up, Dude, let's rock 'n' roll!

by starved4jizz September 9, 2008

Swiss Roll

Irish slang for arse (swiss roll - hole) as in up your swiss
Word for jelly roll outside America. Jelly roll, used in jazz circles as slang for sex, intercourse, female genitals

See also Swiss cake role

Swiss Roll: "Jelly roll killed my pappy, and run my mother stone blind"

by trust_44 October 29, 2005