*Slaps a friend*
Friend:What was that for?
You: dumbass it's may 5th known as slap your friends day!
Friend: Oh no!
Friend:What was that for?
You: dumbass it's may 5th known as slap your friends day!
Friend: Oh no!
by Your_mum_ishot April 24, 2022
Get the Slap your friends day mug.One finds a lit candle burns their fingernail clippings then sells them in their front yard. this was outlawed in 1989 so dont do it! also theres a version where you burn your crap.
Jungkook: ima make my own candle shop!
Jin: as the hyung i will not allow you to get into any illegal shananagans like make your own candle shop
Jin: as the hyung i will not allow you to get into any illegal shananagans like make your own candle shop
by #bts_army_purple January 5, 2021
Get the make your own candle shop mug.When you planning on celebrating steak and blowjob day on March 14, but auto correct intervenes, again.
I want to put some shrimp on the barbie, find a hot Sheila, have some steaks and duck your cock. Damnit autocorrect I meant suck.
by JZKees March 13, 2022
Get the duck your cock mug.A phrase which is typically used after one friend show a picture of their partner to the other, and the friend thinks they’re ugly, but does not want to disrespect, or put his/her friend down.
*Shows picture of Girl/Boyfriend*
Friend 1: So, she’s a real looker, huh?
Friend 2: As Long As Your Happy Bro.
Friend 1: So, she’s a real looker, huh?
Friend 2: As Long As Your Happy Bro.
by supermaxwell99 November 25, 2024
Get the As Long As Your Happy Bro mug.Male 1: Dude i love masturbating to the thought of her
Male 2: I like to but it's to dangerous anymore i rumped my stump thinking of her.
Male 1: I would love her to rump my stump and rump your stump when it grows back
Male 2: I like to but it's to dangerous anymore i rumped my stump thinking of her.
Male 1: I would love her to rump my stump and rump your stump when it grows back
by RumperStumper April 22, 2014
Get the rump your stump mug.by briannnnnaaaaaaaaaaa November 23, 2021
Get the Your mom mug.Every year for 3 days, this national event happens, all that happens is men/boys need to spend time with there girlfriend. You may spend time with your girl, but these 3 days are just for your girl, not for anyone else, just your loved one!
Boy: Hey, Let’s hangout today, I want to spend every second of the day with you, Come sleep at mine for 3 days!
Girl: Why three days?
Boy: Because it’s National Spend Time With Your Girl Day! And, I love you
Girl: Why three days?
Boy: Because it’s National Spend Time With Your Girl Day! And, I love you
by JXDXR August 10, 2021
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