Florida man Fuckfest

Men of all ages gather in a swamp in Florida and masturbate harder than ever before with the crocs and each man see who can ejaculate on the most crocodiles without getting a croc to attack

Me and all my elementary school homies flew down to Florida and had the most lovely Florida man Fuckfest till little Timmy didn’t escape when the crocodile attacked and now we did it again to honor him, couldn’t even make it past second grade

by Indian Blowhole lover January 2, 2023

yuh mami man

asking

how is yuh mami man doing

by sundayxx January 2, 2023

Wild man

A person who’s name name rhymes with Mesus Mominguez. Slayer of all milfs. Destroyer of all hearts. Elon Musk’s protégé

You see that guy over there with a milf? He’s a wild man. I think his name is Mesus Mominguez

by MilfSlayer19604 January 3, 2023

Wild man

A person who’s name name rhymes with Mesus Mominguez. Slayer of all milfs. Destroyer of all hearts. Elon Musk’s protégé

You see that guy over there with a milf? He’s a wild man. I think his name is Mesus Mominguez

by MilfSlayer19604 January 3, 2023

The Man-date law

When you and your buddy both want to go do something together without your wives, and you want zero repercussions/complaints or aggression from both of your wives before you leave and when you return, you must invoke the man-date law.

Husband: Honey me and Jeff want to go fishing for the day.

Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.

by Thunder buddy January 4, 2023

pubesent man

Such a high balling unit that they are always a top g. pubesent man is the father of the disappointing pubesent boy. this immaculate man's favorite phrase is "hoes water pailioids." but for he is only a shadow of the pubesent chad... to be continued

holy guacamole is that a pubesent man!

by zinanthegreat January 4, 2023

Milky man juice

Another awful term for cum. Just another word you can add to the cum dictionary of words.

Synonyms: cum, jizz, milk, man milk, man juice, splooge, semen

He needs to put the milky man juice in his lady to get her pregnant

by anonymous January 6, 2023