when a guy shows up a party wasted and dressed like Zoolander and ends up singing Purple Rain while pissing in the dog's water dish...
Gerry is the only guy I know who can pull off a dirty jon voight and still remain popular with the ladies.
by Dr. Simulacra November 07, 2013
when a girl shits in a guy's face while he is eating off her snatch because she hates the way he acts around his buddies.
Hey, man I learned my lesson. Stick your tongue anywhere near Beth's gizmo and she'll serve you up a dirty snatch sandwich without warning.
Stay away from dat bitch.
Stay away from dat bitch.
by Dr. Simulacra October 28, 2013
"Did you hear about what Simon did to her?"
"No what?"
"He did the DIRTY DOUBLING DOODLER"
"OMG I can't even"
"I know girl"
"No what?"
"He did the DIRTY DOUBLING DOODLER"
"OMG I can't even"
"I know girl"
by DirtyDoublingDoodler May 25, 2014
Having sex once you're good and rank after going several days without showering. The lack of bathing is usually due to repeatedly having sex.
"My girlfriend was in town for a week. We didn't see the light of day and by day five we were really ridin dirty."
by Mr. Otter June 29, 2006
Having anal sex with teacher by shoving the text book of the class he/she teaches. Then eating his/her apple displayed while dripping the juices on his her chest.
by TEENWOLF October 31, 2007
When a student hates writing her university paper so incredibly much and is so sick and tired of thinking of normal things to do to procrastinate, that she takes the half-finished essay and fucks the paper up her ass. Only then can she finally feel satisfied at handing in the shit-covered essay to her professor by lighting the pile of academic shit on fire, on his desk.
Angry Girlfriend on phone: "If you don't come over here right now and shoot me in my asshole face for having to write this paper, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PULL A DIRTY ESSAY!"
Loving Boyfriend: "If you don't write your essay I will come over and shit in your face. Thats a promise or you'll get a Dirty Sanchez."
Loving Boyfriend: "If you don't write your essay I will come over and shit in your face. Thats a promise or you'll get a Dirty Sanchez."
by Haeden'sKitty March 30, 2009
To masturbate while wearing a pair of worn unwashed panties over your head, with the gusset over the nose - so you can inhale all the heavenly glory.
Correct positioning of the leg holes either side of the eyes enables visual stimulation to be used as desired.
If the panties are heavily soiled with anus debris the act becomes known as a ‘Smelly Venom’.
Correct positioning of the leg holes either side of the eyes enables visual stimulation to be used as desired.
If the panties are heavily soiled with anus debris the act becomes known as a ‘Smelly Venom’.
Uncle Albert was in trouble with Rodney when he accidentally washed a pair of Cassandras knickers Rodney had been saving to have a ‘Dirty Spider-Man’ with.
by Marty the Hat May 07, 2020