Pepsi Man

The most handsomest, bravest, smartest, big dickest male of all time. Saviour of soda and long time enemy of dehydration. Faster than caffeine kicking in, and more powerful than thinking about your life after 9am. The one TRUE PEPSI MAN

“I’m thirsty, I wish there was something to drink…”
“LOOK! ITS PEPSI MAN!”

by ThePepsiMan August 30, 2023

Mini Man United

A frivolous, possibly disparaging metonym, contrasting English football clubs Salford City with Manchester United, alluding to geographical location, i.e. Greater Manchester, and the prominence of the colour red on their home kits.

The witty lexical choice and alliteration of ‘mini’ insinuates that while Salford play professional football (EFL League 2), they are not as illustrious as the more prominent Red Devils, especially in the context of more intimidating clubs meeting with the Ammies in knockout competitions, e.g. the Carabao Cup, FA Cup.

Perhaps, the most evident logic behind the epithet is the fact that six of seven owners of Salford were former Man United players.

“Leeds cant sic beat mini man united 😅 “ — @najminazari984, 30/08/2023 (YouTube comment)

by LesGrossman@UrbanDictionary August 30, 2023

Man tiddies

A word that describes a mans pecs

Did you see teddy’s giant man tiddies

by Hot big breasted babe August 30, 2023

dying old man intestines

When you go into the bathroom that has been fouled by the previous occupant.

It smells like dying old man intestines in there

by Pebbles B August 31, 2023

Man Face Guy

A guy who likes to play osu!mania.

Hi Man Face Guy!!!

by ImNotMimi August 31, 2023

AP Physics Man

Typically the sexiest men to ever exist

“Have you seen that attractive AP Physics man?”

by STEM woman August 31, 2023

Man Glam

A whimsical living space with dangling bulbs of every hue. An average sized green plushie sits on the couch (but average is okay) and the baking dungeon waits below. It’s warm and inviting yet tough and sturdy. Man meets glam. You just cannot help but walk in and jump for joy. GLAMMO.

Wow dude, crazy how man glam your place is. I’m going to go get sturdy on the couch.

by Mcglamster August 31, 2023