by Ellieeeeew October 3, 2020

by Kasey V January 13, 2008

bat-man is the budget cut cousin of Bruce Wayne (batman) and hates applesauce man. she has the ability to be drunk whenever she wants. She fights crimes with her 2 sidekicks Ro-bin and alfredo. she doesn't kill but hates
applesause-man because he kills babies.
applesause-man because he kills babies.
by Erikimoe Garciamoe February 5, 2019

A guy who apparently built all the railroads in the USA, and tried doing a loop-de-loop with a steam train because the Wright Bros (who don’t make a right with two Wrights) convinced him to. He ended up failing, and they told him to shove his rail up his crack, so he wrote in the land “Go fuck yourselves”. So some guy who hated airplanes because he owned trains.
“I wanna share a tale with you about the ‘Mercian dream, when all the railroads ran on time and our nation ran on steam. Behind the tracks and railroad ties, a hero took command, of connecting every town, and he was called, ‘Railroad Man’”
-Cyanide and Happiness™, “The Ballad of Railroad Man”
-Cyanide and Happiness™, “The Ballad of Railroad Man”
by I.E.I. Industries February 25, 2023

Person #1: dude did you hear about the Kamala Harris Fortnite map
Person #2: yeah man
Person #1: no dude I swear it’s fire it has Megan thee stallion twerking
Person #2: yeah man
Person #2: yeah man
Person #1: no dude I swear it’s fire it has Megan thee stallion twerking
Person #2: yeah man
by Crammedlamb68 November 14, 2024

The real piece of work who knows that everything he causes is leading to his death stupid ass bitch who knows no one loves him not even his mom or dad a loser who cant even get people mad the way he wants them
by hey hey hey everyone April 4, 2022
