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booger shit beef patty

when you swallow so many flem boogers that you shit them out and it makes a brown beef patty looking thing with boogers infested into it .... when you make a booger shit beef patty, the noise is worse then a blowhorn and a train combined a booger shit beef patty smells so bad that if you stand next to it it smells worse then fendis ears mixed with the smell of murna and shazazas doodyyy when hes bleeding from his bUT hole ... beware of the booger shit beef pattyy...
AH SHIT !!! I JUST LAID A BOOGER SHIT BEEF PATTY !
by fart shit June 28, 2009
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Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality)

Anally rape a Deer or A goat and ejaculate in its anus and the jam your fist in its anus and pull out the the shit and eat it.
Did you see alex give that goat a Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality).

"Man that Cuban Can Jam a Fist"
by Mike(Chunky the Monkey) February 10, 2009
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when the shit hits the fan

When something really bad is about to go down. The brief moment before a world of pain is brought down upon someone
When someone says Kelly has small eyes but doesn't realise she can hear them. That's when the shit hits the fan.
by didntsaykellyhassmalleyes August 17, 2010
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yo i need that shit

wen someone says they need something duh!
i need beyonce so bad i can taste her hot, sexy pussy running across my tongue
by tits mc`gee July 18, 2008
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little ugly peice of shit

Someone who is so ugly, short and annoying that his/her meer presence revolts you to the piont of regurgitation
Me: "Tom, your annoying as! i cant even look at you anymore, it looks like you were beeten nearly to death with the ugly stick, wow you realy are a little ugly peice of shit!
by Broddsta November 11, 2006
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shit faced cock master

someone who is an ugly person, and also likes to suck the cock, usually really good at it, making them a master!
by Iworshiprodneymullen August 17, 2003
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shit a wire rope

if you do that again i will shit a wire rope
by catlady77 April 8, 2011
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