Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality)

Anally rape a Deer or A goat and ejaculate in its anus and the jam your fist in its anus and pull out the the shit and eat it.

Did you see alex give that goat a Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality).

"Man that Cuban Can Jam a Fist"

by Mike(Chunky the Monkey) February 10, 2009

when the shit hits the fan

When something really bad is about to go down. The brief moment before a world of pain is brought down upon someone

When someone says Kelly has small eyes but doesn't realise she can hear them. That's when the shit hits the fan.

by didntsaykellyhassmalleyes August 17, 2010

yo i need that shit

wen someone says they need something duh!

i need beyonce so bad i can taste her hot, sexy pussy running across my tongue

by tits mc`gee July 18, 2008

little ugly peice of shit

Someone who is so ugly, short and annoying that his/her meer presence revolts you to the piont of regurgitation

Me: "Tom, your annoying as! i cant even look at you anymore, it looks like you were beeten nearly to death with the ugly stick, wow you realy are a little ugly peice of shit!

by Broddsta November 11, 2006

shit faced cock master

someone who is an ugly person, and also likes to suck the cock, usually really good at it, making them a master!

aw, man, ur such a shit faced cock master!

by Iworshiprodneymullen August 17, 2003

shit a wire rope

very pissed off angry

if you do that again i will shit a wire rope

by catlady77 April 8, 2011

You ain’t shit

Meaning agu ain’t shit

Example agostina lamas ain’t shit

Girl: hey kid can you pass that!
Boy:no get it yourself

Girl: you know you really ain’t shit

Boy: what does that mean

Boys Best friends: she means your being an agu a person that ain’t shit

Example2 : you ain’t shit means your being an agu
When you don’t wanna do certain things for a person when they ask you for so help cause your lazyyyy asfff

by Patricia is da shittt January 23, 2020