Twitter 

A Place where any type of opinion is automatically offensive and if anyone notices your comment, You're done for.

Random twitter user: I prefer McDonalds instead of burger king

Other Twitter user: OMG THIS PERSON LIKES MCDONALDS!?!?!?11?!?//

Everyone: !!!

Twitter by Yeeetur November 1, 2020

twitter bunker

Aka the Oval Office. Where POTUS hangs out sending crazed tweets while in a sleep-deprived stupor and smearing Cheeto dust and Big Mac grease on his IPhone

"whoa! Did you see Trump just fired Giuliani and Melania filed for divorce!?"
"No.... Where did you hear that?"

"direct from the Twitter bunker!"

twitter bunker by DoktorDokter November 11, 2020

twatterspeak 

Pejorative noun for sloppy or trivial discourse resembling thoughtless, hurried, or uneducated twitter postings, characterized by:
1) habitual use of nonstandard abbreviations such as "u" (for "you") and "ur" (for "your" or "you're")
2) written or spoken discourse dominated by very trivial, cliche, or repetitive subjects, typically with poor grammar and spelling, and frequent typographical errors

An example of twatterspeak is: "hey u your not busy? lets get us sum beer omg itll be fun"

twatterspeak by ferrous chloride November 15, 2020

Twitter 

Pure shit in a garbage can lit on fire by piss from a guy who drank gasoline

''bro have you heard of twitter''
''yeah its alright but its kinda like Pure shit in a garbage can lit on fire by piss from a guy who drank gasoline''
''U right''

Twitter by KindaIssac.Jpg November 22, 2020

Twitter Stickers 

Twitter Stickers are another name for a bumper stickers. They both convey an opinion in a minimum of words.

Me: Omg - that's hilarious - look at that guy's bumper sticker.
Him: What does it say:
Me: It says, "How am I driving? How does a car really work?. How does a loving God allow such much pain."
Him: Well we certainly knows where he stands. Bumper stickers - the original twitter!

Me. They're twitter stickers

Twitter Stickers by Siouxsie Supertramp November 24, 2020

Twitter 

Where K-Pop stans and Feminists unite to create the steaming pile of shit we call Twitter

"Bro, I hate Twitter."

"Everyone does, it's shit."

Twitter by DeltaWave November 30, 2020

Twitter 

A platform used by unvaccinated jobless morons whose motto of life is to get offended by something and then use up that offended energy onto a worthless attempt to boycott a company and cancel a person.

"Don't do that buddy, you might trend on twitter if someone notices what you did"

Twitter by SoggyFlake December 2, 2020