gibbon tits

1) breasts that are flat and droop

2) a generic insult

Deakin: eeeew, i walked in on my nan in the shower and she had gibbon tits
Jake: mate, that is dirtyyyy!!!

or

Kurt: oi!! i did your mum
Jake: kurt, you are such a gibbon tits sometimes

by jakeeee haiggghhhh December 18, 2009

Tit Theory

'the tit-theory' states that when a male or females mammary glands are disturbed instant gratification is received by both the clutched and the touched, leading to the muscles on both ends of the mouth to flex uncontrollably.

even the hardest nigga on the block will react 'happily' even when he says 'he going to shoot you', when you apply the tit theory on him.

by Qaxoohit October 3, 2009

tits in a tangle

When an individual is upset for a stupid fucking reason.

"Brenda went and got her tits in a tangle when she spilled her pumpkin spice latte on her Ugg boots."

by MommaFox December 1, 2014

what the tits

When you want to say "what the fuck" but you are always thinking about tits on some subsconscious level, and as such, you say "what the tits" instead.

Also use: Why the tits? Who the tits? Tits the tits?

Jennifer, you ate all the rice! WHAT THE TITS??!

by Freddizle fo' Shizzle May 26, 2016

wiffle tits

The act of beating someone across the tits with a wiffle ball bat.

I'm going to give you wiffle tits!

by Fadeddeath October 8, 2016

gibble tits

Pernounced as Jibble Tits, a nickname use for the character gibraltar from the popular game Apex Legends

Awwww fuck, I got stuck with gibble tits

by Lordkeltic April 22, 2020

the cat's tits

based off of the popular saying "the cat's pajamas" or "the cat's Meow" this is an adjective that means good, great or spectacular. It was determined in Madison WI that tits were better then pajamas.

Holy shit that guy just beer bonged a 40, he is the cat's tits.

by Chatty April 26, 2006