1 definition by Freddizle fo' Shizzle

When you want to say "what the fuck" but you are always thinking about tits on some subsconscious level, and as such, you say "what the tits" instead.

Also use: Why the tits? Who the tits? Tits the tits?
Jennifer, you ate all the rice! WHAT THE TITS??!
by Freddizle fo' Shizzle April 27, 2016
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