A tall guy, usually named Ben. He’s the funniest guy you will know but also the sweetest. He’s so perfect but he just doesn’t know it.
“If you’re a maverick, you can suck a dick, also I’m Ben”
“Wow, you’re more perfection than perfection”
“Wow, you’re more perfection than perfection”
by _bitches_ September 10, 2019
Get the More perfection than perfectionmug. A phrase by a bullied victim (such as nerds) describing that his/her bullies are far-more superior than them.
Nerd: That son of a bitch took my fucking savings!
Waiter: Why did you let him do that?!
Nerd: Well, he's bigger than me.
Waiter: Son, you've got to respect and defend yourself! Or else you'll never succeed in life and will be locked on his wrath!!!
Waiter: Do you think I'll keep working on this shithole?! I'll study, so I'll be successful and will have many whores, or have a wife and family!
Nerd: Well, that should work! :)
Waiter: Why did you let him do that?!
Nerd: Well, he's bigger than me.
Waiter: Son, you've got to respect and defend yourself! Or else you'll never succeed in life and will be locked on his wrath!!!
Waiter: Do you think I'll keep working on this shithole?! I'll study, so I'll be successful and will have many whores, or have a wife and family!
Nerd: Well, that should work! :)
by Karma will get you! March 20, 2022
Get the Bigger than memug. by uncleember July 13, 2021
Get the Wetter than an otter’s pocketmug. by Ttt61 October 8, 2020
Get the Worse than a short well and a straight pipemug. .
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by Ezcemaja March 9, 2025
Get the 《¤》Reggie《¤》Telmo《¤》Valdez《¤》Is 《¤》Called《¤》Air《¤》Bud《¤》Catches《¤》More《¤》Balls《¤》Than《¤》A《¤》Golden《¤》Retriever《¤》mug. Gayer than a box of California cranberries
adj. (slang, humorous, absurd)
1. Extremely flamboyant, over-the-top, or obviously gay in a way that’s both unexpected and undeniable.
2. Unnecessarily extra, fabulous, or theatrical, like a Broadway performance starring a drag queen dressed as a fruit salad.
3. A phrase that sounds like an old-timey Southern saying but was actually made up in 2025, yet somehow feels like it always existed.
Origin:
Coined in 2025, this phrase randomly combines “gay,” “cranberries,” and “California” into something that makes no sense but feels right. Originally created as a joke, it has since confused, entertained, and baffled people across the internet.
adj. (slang, humorous, absurd)
1. Extremely flamboyant, over-the-top, or obviously gay in a way that’s both unexpected and undeniable.
2. Unnecessarily extra, fabulous, or theatrical, like a Broadway performance starring a drag queen dressed as a fruit salad.
3. A phrase that sounds like an old-timey Southern saying but was actually made up in 2025, yet somehow feels like it always existed.
Origin:
Coined in 2025, this phrase randomly combines “gay,” “cranberries,” and “California” into something that makes no sense but feels right. Originally created as a joke, it has since confused, entertained, and baffled people across the internet.
Gayer than a box of California cranberries:
Example Sentences:
• “Dude walked in wearing a pink velvet suit with rhinestones. That man is gayer than a box of California cranberries.”
• “Why does this dance routine look gayer than a box of California cranberries?”
• “I told my grandma that phrase and she swears she heard it before. The Mandela Effect is real.”
Example Sentences:
• “Dude walked in wearing a pink velvet suit with rhinestones. That man is gayer than a box of California cranberries.”
• “Why does this dance routine look gayer than a box of California cranberries?”
• “I told my grandma that phrase and she swears she heard it before. The Mandela Effect is real.”
by GranddaddyChino March 9, 2025
Get the Gayer than a box of California cranberriesmug. an expression used to describe something very wet, of course referring to how two lesbians in a broom closet would probably do such acts as pegging, scissoring, etc.
"Wow. The hurricane sure hit you guys hard. It looks Wetter Than Two Lesbians In A Broom Closet in here."
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
Get the Wetter Than Two Lesbians In A Broom Closetmug.