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Cum-Zombie

When a female, after sexual intercourse, walks around like a resident evil zombie seeping and drooling cum out of her mouth, nose, ears, eyes, pussy, and asshole. Instead of saying “brains” the cum-zombie says “cumz” in a slow and sedated state.
Bro my balls were backed up for a week and I fucked Denise last night. I came so hard inside of her she turned into a cum-zombie and tried to eat my cock.
by Fing Fang Foom July 24, 2019
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One cum

Slang term for a human male. Distinctive from a female because of only being able to cum once in a single sitting.
Example one:
That one cum is a piece of ass.

Example two:
A: 'A man?' Well la di da Mrs French lady.
B: What do you call them?
A: One cum
by simpsonsfan54321 May 7, 2019
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Cum Snail

A cum snail is when a female is laying down on her back, and the male pulls out and ejaculates onto her stomach.
then flips the female onto her belly, and slaps her ass making her crawl forwards, leaving behind a white slimy trail similar to snails. but very more messy and visible.
ye bro, watson totally Cum Snailed sam.
by coochie-coo [O] August 1, 2019
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Cum Comb

A comb used to remove stuck ejaculate from hair when water doesn’t work.
He splashed in my hair and I had to use my cum comb to brush it out.
by Grunty August 16, 2019
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cum and go

driving up to someone cumming on them and driving a way
Tyler did a cum and go in the ghetto
by iamnewt25 September 4, 2019
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Cum Sweats

When you want to have a wank but you can’t climax. You try as hard as you can but you can’t do it and you get those sweats that really smell and make you feel so dirty with no pleasure.
I just tried to wank for 30 minutes and I couldn’t finish and now all I’m left with is cum sweats
by notabeaver December 21, 2017
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cum cousins

Two girls who have sucked the same guys dick.
Sadie: i sucked Matt’s dick yesterday
Margaret: omg i sucked his dick last week!
Sadie: Yay we’re cum cousins now!
by Sadie and Margaret December 27, 2017
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