business-suicide

An objective, according to everyone but yourself, complete mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources.

If I tell you you're committing business-suicide please ask yourself the question of whether or not you're genetically fit to live in a capitalist society.

by Sexydimma October 1, 2014

suicide olymics

Everyone is always participating. The goal of suicide olympics is to die in the most ridiciolous way possible or in a way so that you get remembered by your peers.

However there are rules. You cannot kill yourself in order to die. If you do so you are banned form ever participating again.

John: "Did you hear from Bill this week?"

Mike: "Yes he just learned about the suicide olymics."
John: "What's that"

by Djiddi5 October 7, 2019

Suicide Belly

When your stomach hangs out over you waist, similar to a muffin top, but frontward facing

He’s been working on his fitness so his suicide belly has gone away

by OGCreed January 28, 2022

Ideological suicide

When a person believes in and supports a political movement which directly and explicitly advocates for their own death.

Holy shit a Nazi Furry? Ideological suicide right here.

by DaJiff June 15, 2022

Suicide Shower

A special kind of shower head usually found in hotels in South America and Southeast Asia that heats the water using electricity. Cheaply made ones can electrocute you.

Make sure to book a room at a hotel with a real shower, not one of those suicide showers.

by thatlittlecunt January 2, 2018

Suicide

Something i would most likely do due to me dying in everything other than real life.

Boy 1: Damn i died lemme kill my self
Boy 2: ya mean suicide?

by 1likebl@ckc0cks March 31, 2022

Suicide

Suicide is a very serious topic. Depression goes unnoticed too many times. If you think someone has depression, please just talk to them; you might save their life. Suicide is a permanent answer to a temporary issue. It can always be treated. It is never selfish to commit suicide. Never. It is your choice if you want to keep living life. In my opinion, life is worth living. If you have ANY suicidal thoughts, please, please, please call 988 or 1-800-273-8255.

Him: I am going to commit suicide.

Her: Please don’t. Your family loves you. Your friends love you. I love you. Please don’t leave me…

by Ilikebigbuttsandicannoylie August 22, 2022