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smart asf

The word asf is means "as fuck". If we use this word after something praiseworthy word like "she's gorgeous asf" or "smart asf" it means that person is soooo gorgeous and soooo smart.
She's smart asf
by Evangeline valentine March 15, 2023
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smart eyes

Someone who has a look of intense smartness in their eyes
Damn Jillianne is definitely going to be a doctor one day I can tell by her smart eyes.
by fatcockfucksucker1012 March 16, 2023
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Smart Softy

A partially erect penis that still hangs low.
A woman talking to a friend on the phone said her husband had just finished his shower and didn't want to look like he just hopped out of a cold pool, so he worked with his junk so he could strut across the room with an impressive Smart Softy.
by Wolga March 29, 2023
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SMART

Acronym for “Stealth Migrant Air Relocation Transport,” the special classified top secret pet project of Guantanamo Rick, the reptilian Sadist Governor of Florida.
Mum’s the word with regard to the SMART situation involving asylum-seekers unfolding in California this morning that is clearly the ingenious spawn of Governor DeSatanic.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023
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Smart

Lmao imagine looking up the word smart
Go eat some chips
by B0neappl3te4 June 17, 2023
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SMART IQ

SMART IQ is basically a small and cruel prison where teens get isolated from the outside world
Wei Syahin, hang tau dak Amin Najmi budak SMART IQ
by PSEUGUY June 25, 2023
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SmartFriend

Bullshit made by HP that charges you $100 to do whatever the hell they want to your PC.
Hobo 1: Bro i called Smartfriend because my hp notebook sucks ass, i paid $100 for nothing. Those fags.

Hobo 2: haha bitch
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 18, 2023
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