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Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich

A bust, a shitshow, something that plain old didn't work, was inadequate and made a mess at the same time. After the infamous "artisinal" cheese sandwich photo from Ja Rule's failed Fyre Fest in 2016, when rich festival-goers ran out of food and water
-"How did your Phd Viva go?"

-"It was a bit of a Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich if I'm honest"

"Moving out of my place is at short notice is a total Ja Rule Sandwich"

-"How was New Year's Eve this year?"

- "The usual, a big 'ole Ja Rule Sandwich"
Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich by DaClub January 27, 2018

open-face sandwich relationship 

When two single people spend as much time together as a pair in a relationship but aren't sexually involved with each other. The term applies best to opposite sex pairs or same sex pairs where at least one is homosexual. Especially applies to situations where one party wants the pair to be sexually involved.

As in half of an open faced sandwich waiting exposed for the other to be on top of it and for their meats and other juicy bits to be smooshed together and mixed.

Friendzone
Why don't Brett and Meg fuck already? They're always together

Haha, I know. He wants it but she just wants to be friends. They're in an open-face sandwich relationship

Skinny Legend Sandwich 

A delicious sandwich that consists of some sort of meat (ham, turkey, chicken) and has 4 slices of cheese (preferably muenster). It has 3 pieces of bread and once you assemble it all together, you put it inside a toaster oven. There isn't any sauce in the sandwich. Once the cheese is done melting, you're ready to eat it!
Brandon: "I'm really hungry right now"
Teddy: "Bro, same"
Jimmy: "You guys should have the Skinny Legend Sandwich"

Thick Bologna Sandwich 

Where a male or female puts a piece or 2 of bologna between their partners buttcheeks and then use your tongue to eat bologna out 👍🏻
Hey baby let’s have a thick bologna sandwich tonight for a midnight snack .
Thick Bologna Sandwich by BadassBB November 19, 2019

Over filled ham sandwich 

A very flabby fanny.
Barbra your fanny looks like an over filled ham sandwich

Indonesian Salami Sandwich

When you insert a whole salami sandwich into a womans vagina, and then proceed to have sex with her. After you cum in her vagina, she queefs the sandwich out, as well as your cum, then you proceed to eat the mixture.
Me and my girlfriend made an Indonesian salami sandwich for dinner last night.