shit tit

a name you would bestow upon a fellow human in which you thoroughly despise and wish to terminate.

"Hey there's Mike!"
"Fuck Mike. He's a shit tit."

by swankz June 11, 2013

tits in a tangle

When an individual is upset for a stupid fucking reason.

"Brenda went and got her tits in a tangle when she spilled her pumpkin spice latte on her Ugg boots."

by MommaFox December 1, 2014

what the tits

When you want to say "what the fuck" but you are always thinking about tits on some subsconscious level, and as such, you say "what the tits" instead.

Also use: Why the tits? Who the tits? Tits the tits?

Jennifer, you ate all the rice! WHAT THE TITS??!

by Freddizle fo' Shizzle May 26, 2016

wiffle tits

The act of beating someone across the tits with a wiffle ball bat.

I'm going to give you wiffle tits!

by Fadeddeath October 8, 2016

Dick-Tits

Slang for testicles cause "balls" and "nuts" are so '90s.

Honey, my hands are full and I've got a terrible itch, be a dear and scratch my dick-tits for me?

by Zackok July 10, 2016

gibble tits

Pernounced as Jibble Tits, a nickname use for the character gibraltar from the popular game Apex Legends

Awwww fuck, I got stuck with gibble tits

by Lordkeltic April 22, 2020

tits or stfd

A phrased coined on INO by me.

It's a portmaneau or "tits or gtfo" and "sit the fuck down, from the infamous scene on the 2002 Muse DVD Hullabaloo

Person 1: "you dick!"
Person 2: "tits or stfd."

by dani6661 April 30, 2009