weirdo pants

a term used to describe someone who is being weird. essentially the person is wearing a weird pair of pants making them a weirdo.

p: why don't u just reply to the comment
j: because i want to reply here
p: ok weirdo pants

by lecrackin November 24, 2017

lunky pants

When you have really raw poultry and factory processed uncooked beef in your pants.

Man I've got some lunky pants after that day at the mall, all the way down to my ankles.

by CurbiKirby July 27, 2022

wazz pants

when people try to insult someone but dont know what to say they just move their lips and make a sound e.g wazz pants.

girl1: you are such a whore

girl2: well you are a wazz pants

by phanillioninosaur April 12, 2016

clear pants

something you wear to very fancy occasions where you need your penis to get noticed by a Mexican monkey

I went to the zoo of Paris rocking my clear pants

by definer swag May 17, 2014

pants worm

A slithering villain that wakes up on your belly after a midnight rain.

Tom found his corduroys sullied when his unruly pants worm regurgitated his man-soil after being provoked by a flash flood.

by Brodie Staxxx March 31, 2020

scared the pants on

Reference to Glen Close In Fatal Attraction. Her character "scared the pants on" every man in America.

That psycho bitch scared the pants on me. She she's twisted enough to be a real bunny boiler.

by Gunwrites July 24, 2014

vagina pants

A pair of skin-tight woman's jeans that reduce sperm count, often worn by male gays, emos, hipsters, and metalcore bandmembers who think they're hard and brutal. Vagina pants are possibly to blame for the decline in intelligence with the younger generation due to the tightness and heat cooking the spermcount autistic.

1. Robert Plant should be theo nly man ever allowed to wear vagina pants.

2. Avenged Sevenfold are a bunch of vagina pants wearing homosexuals who think they're hard and metal.

by Lord_Averock March 22, 2016