The evil bandits that shit in one's mouth over the course of a night, leading to the not-so-fresh feeling we all know as morning breath. The ninjas camp out longer after one participates in a night of drinking or other elicit activity.
by the ham wallets March 28, 2012
Get the shit ninja mug.A term used in Halo to describe someone who can drive the M-12 Warthog or Halo PC's M-12A1 RocketHog with apparent ease, pulling off tricks and killing people like there's nothing to it. You can achieve Warthog Ninja-ness by
1. Dodging multiple tank shots
2. getting a "Killtacular" kill while driving with no gunner
3. sneaking up behind people and running them over
You can also be a Ghost Ninja, or a Scorpion or Tank Ninja. Sadly, Banshee Ninjas do not exist because of the amazing lameness of the vehicle. Most Banshee pilots are simply referred to as Banshee Whores, and are disliked by most Halo PC players.
1. Dodging multiple tank shots
2. getting a "Killtacular" kill while driving with no gunner
3. sneaking up behind people and running them over
You can also be a Ghost Ninja, or a Scorpion or Tank Ninja. Sadly, Banshee Ninjas do not exist because of the amazing lameness of the vehicle. Most Banshee pilots are simply referred to as Banshee Whores, and are disliked by most Halo PC players.
Zuka: w0rt! I'm the Warthog Ninja!
Neo was killed by Zuka
Orange was killed by Zuka
BigBob: My mom had a sex change
Mako: o.0
Mako was killed by Zuka
BigBob was killed by Zuka
Neo was killed by Zuka
Orange was killed by Zuka
BigBob: My mom had a sex change
Mako: o.0
Mako was killed by Zuka
BigBob was killed by Zuka
by Zuka July 14, 2004
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Get the Ninja Please mug.The untmost elite of newbies. The omninoob. Probably grew up really sheltered. One lacking in common sense or culture to the degree that he/she could be classified as being "skilled like ninja" at being a greenhorn. The proverbial 40-year-old virgin.
You don't know how to pump gas? You've never heard of Bruce Campbell? You've never played spin the bottle?? You're such a green ninja!
by Jeth September 6, 2005
Get the green ninja mug.A famale. She's a man eater. She will get into you mind and wreak havoc. She will leave you wondering WTF just happened. Avoid these woman at all costs they will eat you alive.
Example 1:
Boyfriend: Lies
Girlfriend: Know's he's Lying and plays along.
Boyfriend: Thinks he's in the clear.
Girlfriend: Give's him his morning coffee in a dirty coffee cup with laxatives in it!
Boyfriend: Just got hit by the mental ninja!
example 2:
Bob: Dude what's wrong?
John: (insert name) is fucking with my emotions, She's like a mental ninja.
Boyfriend: Lies
Girlfriend: Know's he's Lying and plays along.
Boyfriend: Thinks he's in the clear.
Girlfriend: Give's him his morning coffee in a dirty coffee cup with laxatives in it!
Boyfriend: Just got hit by the mental ninja!
example 2:
Bob: Dude what's wrong?
John: (insert name) is fucking with my emotions, She's like a mental ninja.
by Snickelfritz33 February 2, 2010
Get the Mental Ninja mug.One who responds to posts, comments, etc n ridiculously short amounts of time; One who responds to every thread that appears.
Sarah: I hate driving WTF!? 1 min ago
Gary: me too! 1 min ago
Sarah: gary, what are you, some kind off facebook ninja?
Gary: me too! 1 min ago
Sarah: gary, what are you, some kind off facebook ninja?
by Denis Potvin October 30, 2009
Get the Facebook Ninja mug.jacking off....usually in class....consists of the usual penis stimulation, then when called upon by a teacher or raising ones hand, u then shake ur leg violently to finish the job...usually causes ur desk and the desk in front of and behind you to shake also.
by WormShit678 August 11, 2006
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