It's Friday night and everybody is out partying and you're just sitting on your couch staring into space and wishing someone would at least message you or call etc. I sometimes suffer from Friday night loneliness but thank god for The internet and YouTube.
by The Darkside October 23, 2014

A euphemism for solicitation of services from a male prostitute; specifically from a male prostitute who resembles a young masculine female or lesbian.
by flataffect March 11, 2011

A gathering of comrades for feasting, which does not have to occur at a Thursday, at night, or at dinnertime.
Luke: Hey, want to get lunch next Tuesday?
Luis: Dude, let's make a Thursday night dinner out of it!
Joe: TFTI!
Bryan: It's not Thursday, at night, or dinner!
Everyone else: Exactly...
Luis: Dude, let's make a Thursday night dinner out of it!
Joe: TFTI!
Bryan: It's not Thursday, at night, or dinner!
Everyone else: Exactly...
by Pope Swagmaster July 25, 2014

n. The feeling of depression that arises when pondering over life late at night. Tends to occur when you first begin to resist the feeling of tiredness, often dissipating after overcoming that initial exhaustion.
"I feel bad, I keep complaining to my girlfriend about how much my life sucks."
"Why's it always come up?"
"Stupid late night depression."
"Why's it always come up?"
"Stupid late night depression."
by tulio1991 May 28, 2009

a state of mind in which you are so deprived of sleep that you attain a feeling of high much like marajuana.
Resulting in, but not limited to; thinking everything is excesively hilarious when in reality it is not or, acting like an idiot while half way between sleep and awake.
Resulting in, but not limited to; thinking everything is excesively hilarious when in reality it is not or, acting like an idiot while half way between sleep and awake.
"It's 5 in the morning and brent just tried to jump off the roof, that guy must have a serious night-time high to pull that crazy shit!!"
by TheChosenOne599 June 30, 2009

One person wearing flannel covers them self in maple syrup and another person fucks them while apologizing profusely.
"Hey Bob what's the 5 gallons of maple syrup for, eh?"
"Oh, I'm just having a good ol' Canadian Wedding Night."
"I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. OH GOD I'M SORRY. EH."
"Oh, I'm just having a good ol' Canadian Wedding Night."
"I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. OH GOD I'M SORRY. EH."
by MOOSEFUCKER November 22, 2014

just like spaghetti. before the spaghetti is boiled it is stiff but after wards it softened by the heat. This is what happens to the males penis in the spaghetti night.
by lauren December 9, 2003
