Momental

~verb~

1. Experiencing something for a short period of time.

2. An act for the moment

I thought that I was getting sick, but it was momental stress.

To avoid any momental delay, please form a single straight line.

by sbflo June 4, 2009

Momentary Tourettes

The perfect excuse for random swearing

Teacher: Any questions class?
Student: FUCK YOU!!!!
Teacher: Watch your mouth
Student: Sorry, I had some momentary tourettes

by Yaikon May 15, 2010

mobene

An incredibly attractive man. Usually above 6'5"... his only downfall is his extreme whiteness. Mobenes are usually covered in a thick pelt of hair, making it somewhat difficult to locate his massive penis. Mobenes get more pussy than you ever will. Mobenes are also very rare. There are only a handful of them on earth.

Did you see that sexy caveman? He's TOTALLY a Mobene.

sexy, hairy, penis, tall white

by jimmmmygoriilla May 20, 2015

tender moment

(Noun)
-A scene in a television show, movie, or other form of televised media usually denotd by a soft, down-tempo, piano solo. Could range from lovers reuniting, to the loss of a loved one, to a life-lesson being taught. Intent is to either teach a lesson or invoke an emotion.

"He knew a tender moment was coming as they cued the slow piano music and showed a musical montage as the reality-show contestant was being kicked off."

by BuggieBlade March 12, 2008

Claude moment

Usually entering a chatroom, and not saying anything. At random, rare moments, they say useless and somewhat ridiculous comments such as 'I love you' and 'O baby'. Originated by claudeman in Daveday's chat. The reason for Claudemoments is unknown.

HahaHardy_plays_the_Banjo: Hi claude.
HahaHardy_plays_the_Banjo: Claude?? Are you there?
_Haitain_fresh_: Idk...he's been on for hours
Xx_CrazyRhi_xX: I'm bored
JustSing_(Finger-wag_for_a_douchebag): Team jake.
ClaudeMan: I LOVE YOU ALL
JustSing_(Finger-wag_for_a_douchebag): ?? Huh???
Blondie!: Claude moment.

by Untouched December 26, 2008

lexi moment

a lexi moment is when a person is IMing, and for some reason, spell so many words wrong to the point where the receiver is completely unable to understand. people who have lexi moments most often have dysLEXIa.

1).
person 1: hwats up, hwere are uyo?
person 2: what..?"
person 1: ?
person 2: you just had a lexi moment...

2). "She had a total lexi moment, I couldn't understand what the FUCK she was saying."

by katkylesquared June 21, 2009

'No' moment

A moment that has happened sometime in the past (usually the night before) and is tremendously embarrassing to even think about never mind speak about. When a 'No' moment has been recalled usually the victim will come out with a frustrated

"NOOOOOO!" groan or even a delicate "no..." mumble. 'No' moments are usually caused by alcohol and cringe-worthy social situations.

"Aww man you were totally wasted last night and you tried to pull Jessy! But she refused your sexual advances! Gutted for you!"

"Awww... NOOOOOOOOO!! ARGH"

"Was that a 'no' moment?"

"Aye, it was"

"Cool"

by Bertie21 July 3, 2009