adopted milk

the meanest thing you can call someone

Ollie is adopted milk.

by redfenix March 9, 2023

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Sticky milk

It's either old milk or cum.

P1: I love sticky milk
P2: what the fuck

by fuck off nosy ass prick June 14, 2021

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Funky Milk

Another way to say alchohol mostly referring to kahlua.

Person a. Hey are y’all drinking that funky milk tonight?
Person b. What the hell is that? Another way to say beer? Cause that will never be a thing.
Person c. Are you talking about that kahlua bullshit? Then no but I am drinking beer.
Person a. We’ll then bitch, cheers…
Person b and c. Cheers!

by Haroldyray April 28, 2022

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Milking machine

When a man bends over with his arms pulled back, holding hands for that extra romance as the woman behind him uses a tube top or some other method to keep her breasts pressed together for the man's dick to lay snug between for her to extract every last drop, going as far as to rim him or suck on his balls to make sure to wring out every drop like a milking machine at a stud farm.

"Hey, Jasmin, I'm sorry I've not been replying. I've been super busy with work and wanted to make it up to you. Are you free for dinner this Friday? I promise to make it up to you." "I've missed you too, baby and don't worry; I'll be your personal milking machine for the whole weekend. Mommy missed her stallion, and I'm not going to rest till your legs give out, and I've gotten every last drop from my good little stud muffin." *Sounds of rubber gloves snapping in the background*

by Curare the defenestrator February 25, 2023

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