mexican hot phone 

the act of lubing up your phone with salsa, then inserting the spicy phone into your anus

dude, i just 'mexican hot phoned' myself - quick call me!............ oh yeah, thats nice.

mexican hot phone by samyooel25 April 13, 2009

Mexican Grannydog 

The act of squeezing turd nuggets on your biggest rivals grandmother. The first step to succeeding in this maneuver is to entice your opponents Grandmother to receive the sex. Once she is lubed, begin coitus. During the bang session you will lay down a mud monkey on her face, and then cover it with salsa. Once the meal has been prepared, the grandma will then eat the entree and rejoice.

Yeah, I gave that old bitch Suelita a Mexican Grannydog last night, then I had her deported to El Salvador.

Mexican Grannydog by Swish Kimmel Bounce October 26, 2010

Mexican Pipe Cleaner 

When the inside of your ass is cleaned with a Toothbrush.

I gave my sister a Mexican Pipe Cleaner today.

Mexican Pipe Cleaner by PinkRipper June 4, 2011

Mexican Town 

It is also known as Southwest Detroit but everybody recognizes it as Mexican Town because it's mainly Mexicans who live here. Since it such a large Mexican crowd, we offer the best food, products and atmosphere you can find in Michigan.

Outsider: Hey where are you from?
Detroiter: Detroit
Outsider: Ohhhh...What part???
Detroiter: Southwest
Outsider: Where??
Detroiter: Mexican Town
Outsider: Oh wow that's like so cool, I love the food there! You are so lucky!

Mexican Town by Western Cowboys/Piranhas July 28, 2011

Mexican holiday 

The act of getting fucked up on tequila and weed like a Mexican, and going to work.

Tom: Hey, Lyle fucked up the expense reports for this week.

Leeroy: Well it's no surprise, he's on a Mexican holiday.

Tom: Oh yeah, he just had sex with my secretary.

Mexican holiday by rutherford the dominator September 6, 2011

mexican fishhook 

when u dig up yur butt and then stretch someone mouth with butty finger

my street ho was running her spicket so i had to givevdat bitch a mexican fishhook

mexican fishhook by FromDaRidge February 13, 2015

mexican leaf blower 

when the mexican that snorts the most coke has allergies and has to go outside to blow snot rockets and gets rid of your leaves for you in the process.

no honey, i don't need to rake this year, i got a mexican leaf blower.

mexican leaf blower by vato4loko99bananas March 17, 2015