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Storm Math

A description of the type of incorrect math or reasoning that a retard tries to make up on the spot to sound legit, even though it's just simple math. Give them long enough and you might even start believing his nonsense.
The IRS lost over 1 trillion dollars out of some bunk ass storm math.
by TheJoker763 May 11, 2024
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Math

Math = Mental, Abuse, Towards, Humans
Person1: What is math?
Person2: Math stands for Mental, Abuse, Towards, Humans!
by T. Cassius October 9, 2018
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Dancer Math

Rules most dancers use that would send regular people into a coma.
Teacher: The choreography starts on 2, listen for the ka-ka-boom..ga! and start there
Dancers: *nodding*
Teacher: just mark this, and i'll count from 6 since it starts late
Dance mum: Faints
Teacher: DANCER MATHHH
by Tetilosto October 31, 2023
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Math

Math is short for "mad cool" in the 2010 Cartoon Network TV series Adventure Time, this phrase is somewhat commonly used by the people of OOO to express something that's very exciting or awesome.

While this slang has nothing to do with the actual subject of Math it's also believed that Finn originated this slang word, Finn is actually terrible at Math as told to us by Princess Bubblegum in the very first episode "Slumber Party Panic" when Finn was taken into trial by the Gumball Guardians.

Finn also has other Math related slang in his vocabulary such as "Mathematical" and "Algebraic" which are slang fairly commonly used in the show as well.
Jake: yo Finn I just found a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that rebuilds itself after each bite!

Finn: that's Math Jake!
by Butter Toons August 20, 2022
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Math Discoverer's Cocktail

A Math Discoverer's Cocktail is something to help you learn math.

Kratom 1g to 6g. Helps with bitter taste and learning math.

Modafinil 200mg.

Armodafinil 150mg.

Nicotine lozenges 2mg to 4mg.

Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg.

Strattera.

2-FMA 15mg to 45mg
3-FMA 15mg to 45mg.
4F-MPH 15mg to 75mg.

Prolintane 15mg to 40mg.
Ethylphenidate 45mg to 200mg+.

Cotinine 2mg to 20mg.

Phenylpiracetam 100mg.
Tony: I tried the Math Discoverer's Cocktail (pills and herbs) and became a math and science expert.
by HawaiianPunch1 April 11, 2025
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Math Policy

it means that 1×32 is always 32 , but if it was any other number like 33 × 1 , it would not equal to 32 . My math teacher tought me this lessen about math policy
I told you the definition, so you figure out how you put math policy in a sentence.
by Mathpolicyguy October 9, 2020
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Maths

The incorrect British spelling of “Math,” where they add a plural to the end and try to justify it as a contraction
Steve, I just finished all my maths.
It’s a contraction of mathematics, Steve. Pronounce it correctly like me.

Steve later told him to go eat a dick
by Osaka-ramen chan November 5, 2021
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