Luke

Luke is a simp.who says up all night playing video games he is such a simp that he only talks to one girl.

Luke you're a simp

by Wenette October 8, 2020

Cool hand Luke

When you sit on your hand until it goes dead and then use it to have a wank.

I miss my girlfriend so I’m going to cool hand luke while we’re on FaceTime.

by Patjbg January 11, 2024

Luke

Name, noun or adjective

Luke is a person who is fucking clueless, doesn’t know what’s happening around him and is a pain in the ass. He simps for guys and dates girls who are like 12. In general great guy to be around but he’s proper fucked.

That guy is such a Luke. I.e he is clueless

by Anthony Stratford November 23, 2021

luke

pussy destroyer

luke destroyed my 🐱 last night

by ihaveacrushonyourmum October 17, 2020

Luke X Barye

The Best Couple and my favorite ship

Luke X Barye is the best ship

by Loaner King November 29, 2021

Luke Hemmings

A walking breadstick

Rando: Hey, you know who Luke Hemmings is?
Me: Oh, you mean walking breadstick, yea yea I know him.

by Lukesleftarm April 15, 2019

Luke hemmings

luke hemmings is a literal god who fell from heaven into 5sos. Reasons why he is so perfect;

1. HAIR. Like every style looks so good on him
2. His VOOOIIIICCCCEEE gives me chills.

3. He is amazing in general.

Luke hemmings is so gorgeous it hurts.

by avathe5sosgirl November 30, 2020