Loser

Hey, don't feel bad though destiny... At least you're only in the hole $100,000... I'm like 1 billion dollars in the red right now.... And that's if you don't count the world changing A.I. discovery. Functional A.I. is worth like 1 trillion dollars.

Hym "That guy does look like a loser though. Wtf is that all about?"

by Hym Iam December 13, 2023

Loser

Someone who has no friends and tries to purposely fit themselves in with people who hate them.

Mario: (In a nerdy ass voice) Ohhh hey guys! You are all my favourite buddies!

(Everyone leaves as soon as Mario arrives)

Tiene: (To the others as they are leaving) He is such a loser. Him and his brother, mark, are such losers and have no friends.

by StarchyEyes December 13, 2023

loser

That? Oh, just another name for my best friend of 14 years. He refuses to get a minimum-wage job because he claims it's beneath him, even though that's all he's qualified for. At 30, he lives with his parents who are working beyond retirement age, and repays them by talking shit about them all the time. He insists that it's his father's responsibility to buy him a place of his own because that's the tradition in our country. He sets the most unrealistic expectations for where he'll be in 10 years, and the main reason for wanting his dad to buy him a place is so that he doesn't have to be with his parents when he visits our hometown for vacations. For years, he has talked about becoming a prostitute or marrying a well-off white woman, even though he has none of what it usually takes to become a gold digger or a sex worker. He takes great pride in the number of his Facebook friends, his penis size, being bisexual rather than gay, and a top rather than a bottom.

Ladies don't owe you sex, loser

by piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig December 14, 2023

Loser

Someone who isn’t cool.

“That guy is being such a Loser, be cool man!”

by chalant December 21, 2023

Loser

A person who enjoys playing Overwatch

“Dude, why are you always playing that shitty game? You seriously never get off of it. You’re such a loser.”

by emily.x.moon December 24, 2023

Loser

A lovely, loving, amazing, daughter of God.

P1: YOU LOSER
P2: thanks!

by Pineapple89 December 28, 2023

Loser music

Music that is often listened to by “losers”.

Losers being a term used for people who don’t have many friends, usually because of a fear of losing said “friends”. Most losers are often unique, funny, and/or smart.

“What do you usually listen to?”
“Weezer, radiohead…”
“Wow, I didn’t know you listened to loser music 💀”
“:(“

by Astor :P January 11, 2024