The Karen, or as it’s officially known “The Complainus Americanum”. Easily identified by its distinctively
short mane, volatile nature and extreme aggression. The Karen is at its most dangerous when unknowingly already talking to the manager or proven wrong. The introduction of video recording equipment to its proximity
will result in hysterical tantrums or acts of violence. The introduction of
law enforcement can yield similar results.
Their diet consists of
kids on skateboards, the homeless and service staff. Essentially anyone belonging to the genus “Minimus Wagus”.
They are also often seen consuming
gin or soy/almond
milk coffee that is known to trigger sudden aggression if not prepared correctly.
The Karen threw the coffee that was “too hot” In the face of the manager after it identifying itself, seemingly oblivious to the sage it was in. The Karen then fell to the
floor screaming “You’ve assaulted me” until it became aware of the members of the public that we’re filming at which point it lashed out violently until retreating to its
white 4WD
BMW.