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jacking off

applying lubricant to the penis, then rubbing it slowly up and down while viewing images of attractive woman naked or engaging in sex acts. In time, the rhythmic movement will lead to a build-up in excitement. At this point, your sister and her best mate will walk in. It'll be too late to stop and a sticky whitish fluid will shoot out onto your computer screen. The girls will close the door and you will be left in a state of profound shame.
I was jacking off to pictures of Carmen Electra when the nuns walked in.
by Samantha Fox November 7, 2007
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Jack Wall

A Brilliant music Composer.
He composes music for video games mostly
His first score was for the game called Vigilance (1998)
But his big break came when he scored Myst III: Exile
(Windows 2001) (XBOX and PS2 in 2002)
Since then he has scored epic games such as Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2.

He was also one of the founders of G.A.N.G. (Game Audio Network Guild)

His Discography as of 11/2010

Vigilance (1997)
10-Six (1998)
Flying Saucer (1998)
Evil Dead: Hail to the King (2000)
Animorphs: Know the Secret (2000)
Ultimate Ride (2001)
Secret Agent Barbie (2001)
Disney's Extremely Goofy Skateboarding (2001)
Myst III: Exile (2001)
The Mark of Kri (2002)
Ben Hur: Blood of Braves (2003)
Unreal II: The Awakening (2003)
Wrath Unleashed (2004)
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow (2004)
Myst IV: Revelation (2004)
Rise of the Kasai (2005)
Neopets: The Darkest Faerie (2005)
Jade Empire (2005)
Dungeon Siege II (2005) — Trailer cinematics
Mass Effect (2007)
Mass Effect 2 (2010)
Jack Wall is to video games what John Williams is to movies.
by Cripplehawk November 23, 2010
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jack tactic

'Shit, theres lots of zombies, wait the jack tactic'

Logs out
by CheesleWeasle September 28, 2013
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jigga-jack

To take something that is not yours while the owner is not looking.
What the fuck, man, you think you can jigga-jack ma Jamaican jumping jar justly?!
by Jigga wha? July 12, 2006
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the jack

Excuse me pal...can you tell where the jack is?!
by talk2me-JCH2 July 6, 2022
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bombay slap jack

1)Go out with mates for a curry
2)Go home to partner
3)take partner's top off
4)shit all over her chest
5)get a dirty shitty tit wank
Danny-Good weekend Jules?
Jules-very good thanks
Danny-what did you get up to?
Jules-had a mean curry and a bombay slap jack!
by Crazy Wai April 12, 2005
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Jack Mormon

1. A person who associates with The Latter Day saints but is not one of them

2. A Latter Day saint who does not practice or observer the customs and beliefs of The Latter Day Saints
He's the local Jack Mormon of the town.
by The Return Of Light Joker November 27, 2007
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