Honeydew on a Stick

Something constructed supposedly in one's likeness, in an attempt to fool others into thinking that the object constructed is actually that person.

1. The 'tard stuck a honeydew on a stick and put it on his chair so people would think he was still at work when he actually left work early.

2. Bobby Brady stuck a gimuntuan pillow under his blankets so his mother would think he was still in bed when he was really downstairs spying on Cindy's sleepover.

by Phak Yoo November 17, 2004

Honey Cannon

Honey Cannon (noun) or (adj.): erotic use of honey to provide happiness; contentment or sexual deliria; highly pleasing or agreeable to the senses, especially of taste or smell or action

Honey Cannon (verb): to be indulged; loved or caressed; feeling of intense desire and attraction; the emotion of sex and romance; passion; intercourse

(noun) or (adj.): I want Honey Cannon right now!

(verb): I was Honey Cannon(ed) today

or

I would love to be Honey Cannon(ed) by .....*!

*Footnote: you can insert one or more names of the persons for your personal use of Honey Cannon !

by fosforito July 24, 2008

honeydippin

1. The act of sex. Specifically meant for heterosexual couples.

2. The act of trying to find a girl to have sex with.

1. "Where have you been, and why are you so sweaty?"
"One word dude, honeydippin."

2. "I think we are gonna head over to the club and go honeydippin, if you wanna come"

by Delta Cocksilon May 26, 2008

hybrid honey

An attractive multi-racial female. Taken from the combination of honey dip and hybrid; a similar term is a jessica alba

Race doesn't matter when you're with a hybrid honey.

by Rolie Platnin August 10, 2005

chelsea honey

chelsea is amazing and james loves her more than anything in the world even his pathetic xbox names sasha :)

chelsea honey is not everyone bitch

by benchlover94 October 12, 2010

milk 'n honey

A man ejaculates in a female during sex and leaves his penis inside her. Upon reaching the heavy dick stage prior to complete flaccidity, he then urinates before withdrawing his penis

Megan didn't want a pearl necklace, so I took her to the land of milk 'n honey instead

by the eblivarator March 28, 2009

honeycutt

See pussy

when they chucked a beer bottle at the tank, i turned into a complete honeycutt

only honeycutts are scared of giant homosexual child molestors with a leaf blower

by josh September 22, 2003