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Hammer

Hammers are great. Take them to everything.
Hym "Oh God, I love hammers. You can use them for everything. You can hammer everything. Retards. Jews- NOT SARAH SILVERMAN! Don't hammer that one or I will hammer Elon, take over his company, construct a giant space hammer, and slam it into the planet. Which is probably the best conceivable use for a hammer."
by Hym Iam February 20, 2025
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gargantuan hammer

Someones who's erected or soft penis is so large that one is said to be able to see it from space. This term can only be applied to people who have had their male reproductive organs compared to that of a horse. People defined as gargantuan hammers tend to be in prison or working as a prostitute. ( pronouns: dude, guy)
"Holy shit, Graham is a fucking gargantuan hammer"
by suferdude90266 November 4, 2021
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Thor's Hammer

Mixed drink - Beer mixed with mead in a 3:2 ratio.

The name comes from the feeling of being hit by a hammer and only the worthy can pick you up from the ground.
"One large Thor's Hammer please."

"Do you want some magnesium and an infusion with that?"

"Yes please."
by dave132 June 2, 2021
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Chicago hammer marks

While attempting to strike a nail, one misses their target and leaves an dent in the wood beside the nail.
While Attempting to nail his fence, Jordan frequently missed his target, leaving scores of Chicago hammer marks.
by FrontRowJonny March 9, 2023
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Code Hammer

kōd ˈhamər

1. A code hammer is a developer/engineer who is very good at solving very specific problems, but is otherwise unable to help with the development process due to either a lack of vision, a lack of interest, or is just overwhelmed by the scope of a project.

2. A code hammer is a developer/engineer who helps their dumbest friend solve problems they should really know how

to solve themselves.
My buddy Josh is a real "code hammer" I give him a task and he solves it no problem; but I ask for ideas on the project and he's all shoulders.
by MrGaud August 28, 2022
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hammer

when you excrete feces, the end product is shaped like the head of a hammer. it can hurt.
oh man, i ate so much pizza last night i hammered and it hurt like a motha f***er
by fartface January 27, 2008
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Dirty Mike Hammer

When you shit on someone's chest and put a cigarette on it
Bro my wife gave me the Dirty Mike Hammer last night and called me a dirty man whore!! I think this BDSM is getting way out of hand
by Goofy1984 July 8, 2024
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