Solid Gold Retard

This is a term used to describe the Mercedes Benz of idiots; gifted with the rarefied ultra-premium artisinal brand of stupidity that has to be cultivated deep within the fiery heart of a mountain of ignorance.
This being has no self -awareness, and exists simply to consume , make animal noises approximating speech, and cower at the lash.
This animal thrives in "safe spaces" where hurtful language and corrective violence are absent to deter the progression of a run-of-the-mill Gump into a creature with an unwarranted sense of self-righteous moral authority, known as a "Solid Gold Retard".
Person 1; "I was driving to work this morning, but these Davos kids playing climate change activist glued themselves to the pavement, and made me late, now I'm on probation"
Person 2; "What a pack of Solid Gold retards"
by Bad Ostrich July 19, 2024
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gold beer

gold beer cans, 20 cent refund instead of 10 cents
im buying gold beer because im trying to save a million in aluminium in emptys and 60000 wont fit in a one bedroom but 30000 will.
by Cody5050 November 28, 2020
mugGet the gold beermug.

Gold Fashioned

An ounce of liquor either chased or mixed with a mouthful of pee.
"She gave me a Gold Fashioned right from the spout."
by gonzo-journalism June 4, 2022
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Gold Mercury

A U.S. plan of attack developed in 1974 to be used against the hungarians and their bitch asses...
Gold mercury? Haha, I'll shoot that fuckin bear.
by sandycheeks...ofanass September 26, 2008
mugGet the Gold Mercurymug.

Gold-hat

Individual, company or team that deceives, intentionally withholds pertinent information, or demands their subordinates perform tasks they aren’t trained for subsequently blaming them for any mistakes they make. Someone who asks others for favors or concessions that they know are not allowed with a shit-eating-grin on their face.
I asked her if the work had been inspected before they closed up the walls, but she just smiled- what do you expect, she’s a Gold-hat.
by You can’t handle it July 16, 2025
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