Don't eat my fries.

What someone says when the (stupidly) leave their fries unattended. Usually resulting in at least five fries gone when they get back.

Person 1: "Don't eat my fries."
Person 2: "A'ight"
Person 2 eats a fry
Person 1 throws water bottle at Person 2's stomach, making him spit out the fry
Person 1: "What we learn?"

by pigheadedweirdo August 8, 2018

pies and fries

a late night meal from McDonalds consisting of 2 apple pies and a small fry, resulting in the highest calorie intake to money spent ratio

when asked what he wanted from mcdonalds, he responded with "pies and fries"

by Thinkingship April 23, 2012

Fried

another word for ugly

This dude is hella fried.

by fartpoopfrisbee April 1, 2020

Kentucky Fried Shit

When, you shove Kentucky Fried Chicken up your brown eye and shit it out at your grandma's funeral.

Susan: "John just pulled a Kentucky Fried Shit at his grandma's funeral."
Larry: "HE DID WHAT"!!!!!

by Landen. H April 22, 2022

Fried Tongue

The taste of food after burning your tongue on the first bite.

“All I can taste is Fried Tongue after that hot a** bite”

by lmaoeden June 24, 2023

at least the fries were good

when a situation or experience is terrible, but you sarcastically acknowledge the silver lining

“Hey Scott, how was the movie?” “at least the fries were good.”

“Judy! how was your date?” “at least the fries were good”

by Letty O’toole June 7, 2018

Brain-fried Friday

When your brain cannot handle anymore thinking on Fridays during work hours.

Tomorrow is Saturday and I’m brain-fried Friday, can we clock out of work now?

by Corporate_girly September 8, 2023