Fake Chow

When your lady wants her loins lapped like Häagen-Dazs ice cream bar on a warm summer day. However, you prefer to keep your lunch in your stomach where it belongs. So you make slurping/misleading mouth play noises whilst performing Chopin’s waltz in C sharp minor with your index finger on her clitoris.

“Ableebedoobahbedoobah” said David after delivering a bout of fake chow. The act was done with the grace of a ballet dancer but the ferocity of a Nile crocodile. Not an ounce of trickery was detected throughout the false cuisine.

by dlane123456 January 30, 2022

Fakehead

A person who does not fit-in or meet the standing expectations of a group of friends. A Fakehead will unnaturally attempt to adapt their character to suit others.

Fake Meaning false or imitate
Head Meaning Heads or person

You're a complete Fakehead if you can't finish that drink!

by Donkey Kong01 January 11, 2009

Fake couple

When you and your friend pretend to date for a reason, usually to make a significant other jealous, as a dare, or to cover up something. Some just do it for fun.

Jestin and Tiana are best friends.
Jestin: So, this is awkward, but I have to ask someone out so my friend can ask his crush out for prom.
Tiana: So who are you going to ask?
Jestin: Well yea, that's the thing, I'm asking you...but I just want you to play along.
Tiana: So basically we're just playing fake couple?

by тнe legιт мυlan May 10, 2014

fake news

Any news not covered by the mainstream media, or that contradicts the mainstream narrative.

Forensic analysis shows the DNC hack was actually a leak? fake news!

by tumelo November 18, 2017

fake friend

someone who ignores you, uses you to “get to the top” and be the one in charge. someone who manipulates you into doing things you don’t want to do. someone who ditches you to hang out with someone more liked and popular. someone who makes you want to end your life because she/he makes people have you

real friend : how’s that awbrey girl
you : i don’t know, she’s been ditching me alot for more popular people

real friend : she’s a fake friend you should ditch her

by lover baddy July 20, 2018

Fake friend

Someone you once trusted and loved but then they started treating you like shit. If They hurt you and gossip about you they are fake friends, if they make you sad and than getting mad at you about being hurt because of what they say. Trust me guys: you are not over reacting, you are not petty or stubborn. If it hurts you it hurts you and this is never your fault. Even if you don't have a lot of friends, it's better than having a fake friend. So if you realized you have a fake friend do yourself a favor and live him alone.

Example: "no she is a fake friend. Don't talk to her trust me she will hurt you"

by Love yourself more October 20, 2019

The fake sound of progress

The Fake Sound of Progress is the second single from lostprophets debut album thefakesoundofprogress.

Track Listing:

C.D. 1
The Fake Sound of Progress
Happy New Year, Have a Good 1985 (demo)
View to a Kill (cover)

C.D. 2
The Fake Sound of Progress
Shoulder to the Wheel (cover)
Need You Tonight (cover)

Vinyl
The Fake Sound Of Progress
Happy New Year, Have A Good 1985 (demo)

Also:

from the album: thefakesoundofprogress
Released: 11th March 2002 (U.K)
Format: CD
Genre: Alternative metal
Label: Visible Noise

Chart positions
21 - (U.K)

The fake sound of progress is the second lostprophets single

by Scarer August 11, 2006