four legged moose

When you’re railing her from behind wisconsin wheelbarrow style but she’s making moose noises while getting pounded

She asked what the four legged moose and in just five minutes she was making moose noises!

by Jake #1 March 8, 2020

Big Four

The Big Four are the largest railroad companies in the United States. The Big Four consists of CSX, BNSF, Union Pacific and Norfolk Southern. Kansas City Southern almost makes it in, but the foamers would never allow it.

John: Man, I saw locomotives from all Big Four railroads today!
Tom: Literally no one gives a shit about your train addiction, John.

by PikeCountyGA_Resident April 20, 2020

Connect four

And to Adam and Eve God spaketh thus ‘thou shalt haveth a game that is fair and just, thou shalt achieve victory through continuous placement of thine own teeth in a straight line in yonder rack of blue. When thine victory is attained, thy teeth shalt be removed form the rack of blue in thunderous crash to freeze thy blood and chill thy bones, and thou shalt obtain bragging rights over thine opponent and the game shalt commence once more with the contender whose tooth was verily placed second in the game thus placing their tooth foremost in the game. Henceforth this honorable contest shalt be named connect four’

"hello good sir, a game of connect four shall we?"
"connect four, have you heard of it?"
"ah! i now have bragging rights! due to your negligence in connect four!"

by fucking idiot420 June 2, 2020

twenty-four-hour clock

A time system based on the representation of time on a twenty four hour based system

Twenty-four-hour clock systems are 00:01 through 24:00

by GravityManipulationUnit June 7, 2020

four

a freaking number

i have four oil bariels

by potatos_530 July 13, 2020

Four of diamonds

Viagra - comes from the appearance of four tablets on the foil-wrapped card. Also punning on British girl band Four of Diamonds

'How can that old guy manage it with that young chick?'
'He's playing the four of diamonds.'
'Doing it with the Four of Diamonds must be fun!'

by DippiusDappus July 24, 2020

On Four Limbs

Saying that something is true, and putting it on all four of your limbs to stress how true it is.

Bro, im straight, and that's On Four Limbs

by CyanidePenguin August 4, 2020