Damon: you are selfish!
Daniel: bro you are a fake friend I spend so much on you over three years you should be grateful.
Daniel: bro you are a fake friend I spend so much on you over three years you should be grateful.
by Loadedfuckingpotato September 6, 2016
Get the Fake friend mug.A practice followed by many teenagers these days. Its the cool new thing to do! These teens run around their schools, their friends basements, and anywhere else, pretending to give a damn about the world. But they don't tell you that, because forcing you to be influenced by their pressure to join their "peaceful ways" would contradict everything they stand for.
And yet, these fake hippies just want to fit in with the cool kids. But they never did. So they started this rebellion that pressures everyone they know to join because if they don't, they're "bad people". These kids, who want peace SO badly, are actually very resentful. And its obvious.
The requirements to be one of these fake peace kids:
A love for The Beatles.
And classic rock.
Must LOVE Led Zepplin.
Should be able to play some LZ on their guitar. Especially Stairway to Heaven.
Must be gay, lesbian, bi, or have some bisexual experience because thats the cool thing to do. Or at least support the gays. Oh wait. they should also have the token gay friend. Because that's cool.
Drugs and/or alchohol are a must.
It doesn't hurt to have some sort of "hug a tree" shirt. Even though its made from earth-destroying fabrics.
FALL IN LOVE WITH INCEST.
Become a vegan, who eats chicken, turkey, fish, and meat occasionally.
Hate Mcdonalds. Just hate it. And fast food. I don't care how much you secretly like it, you MUST pretend you hate it.
Make sure you throw up the peace sign when a camera comes within 10 feet of you.
Be friends with people you secretly can't stand. I'm pretty sure they don't like you either.
Learn the art of hypocracy. Study it well.
Obviously, you should hate war. You might not know much about it, but really, just try your hardest to make sure everyone knows you hate it and think its immoral.
Should own peace sign jewelry, shirts, bags, earrings, etc.
But most importantly, be an asshole. And try to make other people feel like they're assholes. The end.
And yet, these fake hippies just want to fit in with the cool kids. But they never did. So they started this rebellion that pressures everyone they know to join because if they don't, they're "bad people". These kids, who want peace SO badly, are actually very resentful. And its obvious.
The requirements to be one of these fake peace kids:
A love for The Beatles.
And classic rock.
Must LOVE Led Zepplin.
Should be able to play some LZ on their guitar. Especially Stairway to Heaven.
Must be gay, lesbian, bi, or have some bisexual experience because thats the cool thing to do. Or at least support the gays. Oh wait. they should also have the token gay friend. Because that's cool.
Drugs and/or alchohol are a must.
It doesn't hurt to have some sort of "hug a tree" shirt. Even though its made from earth-destroying fabrics.
FALL IN LOVE WITH INCEST.
Become a vegan, who eats chicken, turkey, fish, and meat occasionally.
Hate Mcdonalds. Just hate it. And fast food. I don't care how much you secretly like it, you MUST pretend you hate it.
Make sure you throw up the peace sign when a camera comes within 10 feet of you.
Be friends with people you secretly can't stand. I'm pretty sure they don't like you either.
Learn the art of hypocracy. Study it well.
Obviously, you should hate war. You might not know much about it, but really, just try your hardest to make sure everyone knows you hate it and think its immoral.
Should own peace sign jewelry, shirts, bags, earrings, etc.
But most importantly, be an asshole. And try to make other people feel like they're assholes. The end.
"Ew McDonalds is soooo gross. I haven't eaten there in about 3 days, because I can't stand to know that cows are dying for my food. My other awesome lesbian friend, Andrew Sue, hasn't eaten there since yesterday, to protest! Everyone should!!! If you don't then I don't like you and you can't come to my sex party. You can't have my drugs either. They're all mine. Fake peace yall!"
by Really cool me. February 9, 2008
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when highscool kids scream out in pain (most often girls) and fall to the floor screaming and demanding to be benched. its really fun to do.
tanya was walking into the gymnasium when she saw the flyer for soccer drills she hated soccer so she decided to pull a gym class trigeminal neuralgi-fake by hitting the deck and screaming
"CRAAAAMPS! CRAMPPS!!!! AAGHH MY OVARIESS ARE BLEEDING! IM SHOOTING WOMANLY FLUIDS OUT MY VAGINA!!"
"CRAAAAMPS! CRAMPPS!!!! AAGHH MY OVARIESS ARE BLEEDING! IM SHOOTING WOMANLY FLUIDS OUT MY VAGINA!!"
by lenabean December 19, 2005
Get the gym class trigeminal neuralgi-fake mug.Fake woke is when someone tries to discredit actual facts then pretend their ideology on the matter is true. Fake Woke has been a trend ever since in the Age of Informationpeople, hackers, whistle blowers have given the public information that has been kept secret overtime; so the government has given the green light on private agencies (Facebook Cambridge Analytica/Meme “creators” as an example) to create posts, articles contradicting actual facts/truths. People known as sheeple who think they know but do not know begin to share and spread those memes and articles of the falsified information all over the net, creating two sides of the Woke trend keeping the actual truth/actual woke people buried under all the gibberish of false information accomplishing the governments agenda of keeping the masses divided, confused and away from the actual FACTS.
CoronaVirus is fake, it barely killed anyone. It’s just to make people panic.
But it’s actually 10x lethal than the flu, killed more people that SARS and MERS in just two months, has spread to 6 continents. You’re being fake woke
But it’s actually 10x lethal than the flu, killed more people that SARS and MERS in just two months, has spread to 6 continents. You’re being fake woke
by i415efp March 11, 2020
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idiot: fuck you
loser: dis is fakefires gide on how 2 get womens
idiot: LOL!!!!!11
idiot: fuck you
loser: dis is fakefires gide on how 2 get womens
idiot: LOL!!!!!11
by rachelbear April 2, 2008
Get the fakefire mug.when a girl pretends to be a lesbian and therfore turns on a member of the opposite sex. By doing this making the male erect and refusing to stimulate him to ejaculation. Also causing blue ball
by dariush October 8, 2005
Get the fake lesbian mug.The holiday celebrated one or two weeks before St. Patrick's Day (and Spring Break) to allow for maximum participation in group drinking.
by Jumpin' Jack Flash March 13, 2009
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