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Kaing Family Business

The "Kaing Family Business" formerly known as the "KFB" is a parliamentary private military government organization that monitors ways of life all around the world and is probably seeing your jerk-off to gay men as you read this. Members of the KFB are unknown but there are expected to be more than 1,250,000+ militants. Their main headquarters is rumored to be around the east coast of the USA, but is still unknown. Twenty time more powerful than the Illuminati, the KFB performs daily public executions simply for entertainment and is believed to be the ones behind multiple major terrorist attack including 9/11 and the Boston bombing. A hit video game called "VALORANT" is expected to be their favorite past-times. Along with the information I am giving you, your location and IP has been logged and there will be multiple KFB members going to kidnap you within the next 85 hours. You will be thrown into our concentration camps and will be forced to play "League Of Legends" which is a famous torture method used against our adversaries. Goodbye. 194.664.79.20
Holy shit! Enrique just got captured by the opps! No Deanthony, thats not the opps, that is the Kaing Family Business. Run for your life!
by Troy Maggins February 15, 2022
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Family Reunion

When you and your cousin have a sleepover then you proceed to inserted your gummy stick inside her until you make some creme to fill her up like a jelly donut.
Just got back from a four hour family reunion in a Krispy Kreme bathroom.
by Slitty Sam May 3, 2019
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Gullah Geechee Family

Gullah Geechee Family Known As “Dem Creole Ridas”Or GGF Is A Organized Crime Family Founded By Willie Frank Burks And Queen Lulu Gullah Geechee Family Can Be Founded In Areas Fayetteville Nc,South Carolina,Georgia And Florida Gullah Geechee Family Speak
broken English And Listen To Reggae Music
Dem gullah geechee family is dangerous crime family
by Gullahbwoy October 31, 2022
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Expanding family tree

The act of generations having offspring repeatedly
"You know honey you telling our daughter that all she needs her daddy or dad is Kind of bad. Because She would have to keep expanding family tree at some point. If it's in her 20s or what cus she like 19 now you know?"
by 459395 March 19, 2023
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Family

Nothing is more powerful than it.
Nothing is more powerful than Family. - Dom
by Rama179 July 9, 2021
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Fred Family

A Fred Family is a functional family that is 100% happy and content without any dysfunctions, typically consists of 2 parents and 3 children.

Ideally, a normal family has issues or grudges while a Fred Family is something most people don't have
"Why can't you hang out this weekend?"
"I'm playing board games with my family, it's very fun and we have a good time!"
"Dude you have such a Fred Family..."
by limdiforreal December 9, 2024
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Family

A group who can comfortably get wasted together, and spend quality time together, playing D&D
I would love to go to this social function, but I have plans to get drunk and play D&D with my family.
by Drunk and Dragons April 15, 2023
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