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Dumb Girls with Smart Phones

The amazing number of 18-24 year old dumb girls with smart phones that will instantly take their clothes off and take pictures of themselves in their bathroom and bedroom mirrors while their clueless father is downstairs watching home videos of when she was 3 and learning how to jump rope.
Guy A) Dude...why are are there suddenly so many pictures of hot girl next door types all over internet. Either showing off their tits, or licking each others tits?

Guy B) Dumb Girls with Smart Phones, dude. It's awesome.
by Comics Nut December 11, 2011
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dumb white girl disease

White girls who pay bills, give money to, provide housing for, and offer sexual loyalty to guys of other races with no relationship commitment from them in exchange for attention and sex. May or may not end up being a babymomma, which is irrelevant. Dumb white disease (otherwise known as DWD) usually continues until the white girl runs out of money and/or becomes a victim of physical violence at which point she may have a moment of enlightenment; however, many relapse into DWD again and continue the cycle.
Why is Kristy letting him move in with her when he doesn't even have a job and 2 babymommas? Girl I told you she's got dumb white girl disease (DWD).
by F Alicia June 10, 2014
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stupid doo doo dumb

The act of getting stupid, dumb, retarded, drunk, hyphy, high, whatever. Getting to a state of mind where you just don't care. Originating from the San Francisco Bay Area
"Hit her from the back and start to smell something something, stupid doo doo dumb"
by Thizzzzzzzzle Washington July 16, 2008
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dumb stupid fucking bitch

Literally the worst person on the planet. They have zero redeeming qualities and absolutely no one can stand them. This title is not subject to gender.
Katy is such a dumb stupid fucking bitch. She pisses everyone off.
Jeremy is the biggest dumb stupid fucking bitch.
by KmojiOnFleek May 16, 2016
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I see dumb people

A famous quote from the movie "The seventh sense." The plot of the movie revolves around a disturbed boy who tells his counselor, "I see dumb people... and they don't even know they're dumb." In the end, the counselor goes back to his home and finds that he is one of the dumb people the boy was speaking of.
I see dumb people... and they don't even know they're dumb!
by Mark Shackelford November 20, 2007
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Dumb Cunt 101

When a dumb cunt’s basic ass speech reveals immediately how deeply they live in a dumb cunt world.
Man “I’ve finally been learning to cope. I talk to my family more. I’m taking care of myself better and I even got a promotion at work.”

Woman “I don't need to know all the info on how your doing or feeling just tell me the fucking name of the person that told you that I'm fucking Isom!”

Man “Wow, you went straight to dumb cunt 101 shit there.”
by Musicboxer January 23, 2018
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Dumb-ola Retardo

Noun: usually a young man who spends way too much time snuggling his mom in public, has a haircut that covers most of his forehead and does too many things alone in his bedroom (either playing video games or masturbating or some combination of both activities). Possibly over weight and or has red hair.
Oh my god that kid is such a Dumb-ola Retardo
by Turds of Wisdom May 29, 2019
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