dragon sneeze

When inhaling smoke from a cigarette/blunt and you're about to exhale, you sneeze and the exhaling and sneeze combine.
I just dragon sneezed and my nose nose hurts.
by AwesomeEgo September 03, 2014
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meeting the dragon

when you get really high and you're in a dream land
rorys so high i think hes meeting the dragon
by atane November 13, 2016
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Blind Dragon

Right after cumming in her eyes, wait till she stands up, and immediately kick one of her ankles so she stands on one foot, then after she will look like a blind dragon
Bro, I thought your mom was into kinky shit, so I tried the Blind Dragon on her...

She loved it!
by RebornLegendz714 December 13, 2018
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dragon knoll

The place where a dragon slayer (typically a medium build guy) takes his prey (typically the fattest ugliest girl in the bar) to bang.
After last night’s antics, Owen’s room has officially been renamed the dragon knoll.
by CWJK September 20, 2021
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dragon voters

Voters who rarely participate in elections, until awakened by egregious political events. Once awakened they are angry and hell-bent on laying waste to their enemies.
Nominating creepy Joe Biden is going to awaken so many dragon voters!

When the Republican dared to blame God's wrath for the tragedy, offering only thoughts and prayers in response, the dragon voters came out in force.

When the New York City government openly trampled first-amendment rights to protest, the dragon voters were roused from their slumber.
by Extreme Outlier May 14, 2020
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dragon balls

dragon balls refers to a guy with huge balls and a small penis, usual lands girls in bed but doesn’t last long.
Jade: Holy shit Craig had dragon balls
Meg: How long did he last?
Jade: 3 seconds
by chill ya beans April 10, 2021
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The Gagging Dragon

The performance of fellatio on a male by a female meth-head who is missing her two front teeth. Properly performed, the female smokes a large hit of meth off of a meth pipe, places the man’s penis between her upper canines, exposing them like dragon fangs as the man’s penis fills the gap where her front teeth should be; the female then sticks out her tongue and performs deep-throat oral sex until she gags, while breathing meth smoke out of her nostrils the entire time.
Old Jimmy got caught driving his wrecked Jeep Grand Cherokee by a state trooper, with his cousin Tammy giving him the gagging dragon.
by Robocop1986 June 16, 2021
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