Dotard

A do*tard is doe-doe head SLASH retard

You are such a dotard!

by Angel May 3, 2004

dotcom baby

The offspring of parents who met on a dating site

Deborah and Stan met on Match.com. They kept it a secret at first, but a year later, Michael was born - the family's first dotcom baby.

by FriendOrFlake August 25, 2014

Dotee

Weed

Roll that dotee up

by joestanwin March 30, 2009

doticide

The retiring of many dots on an online MMORPG sports game.

The plan includes the 440-480 dots. I can't go into specifics, but don't go committing doticide just yet.

by jrry32 is awesome June 28, 2010

dotting the i

Penetrative anal sex between a male and a female, with the female oriented so as her gash is vertical, with arsehole uppermost. This must follow vaginal sex. If the lady flips 180 degrees, this is dotting the exclamation mark.

After she came, I put on the tv to distract her, whilst casually dotting the i.

by illustriousbob September 1, 2013

Anec-Dotage

Old age senility evidenced by oral comments or writings which are as nostalgic as they are stupid.

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman...?" -- Clearly, old Slick Willie was conveying his Anec-Dotage.

by Patrick W. Crabtree January 27, 2008

polka dots

zits on a retard or fag

dude, Kylie has polka dots all over her butt!

by Zoey Johnson May 23, 2005