Flip Cow Udders

Extreme version of "Flip a tit". Called "Flip Cow Udders" because cow udders are like giant tits.

Dude when She finds out He wants to dump Her She'll flip cow udders!!!

by Weakest Link August 22, 2009

california brown cow

The act of forcing a turd from your butthole. Often involves grunting due to the fight to push out the feces. Similar to trying to move a literal cow, California Brown Cow is large and stubborn

-Dude what was all that grunting in there?
-Had a stubborn California Brown Cow that just didn't want to leave pasture

by cdm0048 August 28, 2013

Snow Cow

Typically a Female, who always plays the victim or marytr card when something goes wrong in her life and will not accept blame for the situation or own up to their own actions. Often used to describe a large mentality of women (and some men) in the midwest, however does occur world wide.

She says she is 200 pounds because he stresses her out, and therefore she eats. It's his fault she is fat, what a snow cow" or "She won't get a job, now that they are divorced because she says he 'held her back from her goals' all those years, when in reality, she kept getting pregnant. I can't believe he ever married such a snow cow."

by soccerchula July 27, 2010

cow-pie-high

a gigh scgool built on 75% cow shit, 25% soil

mission hills high school is also known as cow pie high for the shit ass smell

by AlmostDeadly November 14, 2004

reverse cow girl

when a man rides a girl backwards and fucks them so hard she dies

i reverse cow girled my wife she died

by ganged July 31, 2017

The Silly Cow Sludge

You begin by combining your cum with cow shit. You then freeze this new liquid into solid form. You finish by telling a friend that is a new type of ice cream. Warning: only allow friend to eat 2 scoops - anymore is considered deadly.

When Mike pulled The Silly Cow Sludge on Kevin, he forgot the two scoop rule and thus killed Kevin

by Pimp Master K March 28, 2003

moo cow cunt

A fat ugly fake ass greedy dirty stinky sweaty grimy bitch who thinks she's the shiznit and is too much of a pussy to be real.

That WENDY is a MOO COW CUNT

Does TAMIKIA know shes a MOO COW CUNT

That MOO COW CUNT is a rug muncher

T, Im not sitting next to that MOO COW CUNT, she has herpes!

by tea baggin March 13, 2010