jew candy 

money for te jews.
- greg scully

do you want some of my jew candy?
yes i do want some of that jew candy!!!

jew candy by gergandrach June 5, 2009

Ass Candy

A Dutch hard or soft candy, or lollipop that at first appears and tastes sweet, but evolves into something truly disgusting and terrifying. Found at most Dutch candy stores, as well as at select restaurants disguised as after dinner mints or sweets.

"Hey Brooney! how is that brown lollipop you got after dinner?"

"Ugh, typical Dutch ass candy"

Ass Candy by Yaotai August 26, 2009

ghetto candy

The cheap, nasty candy left in the bottom of your trick or treat bag that you just can't stand to eat, but won't throw out because it's candy. If you have a choice between this candy and drinking pancake syrup for a sugar hit, you'd pick the syrup.

Alternatively, the cheap, nasty candy left in the bottom of the communal work candy dish, left there for the same reason.

Worker One: "Ugh! There's nothing in the candy dish but ghetto candy! I'd rather eat sugar cubes!"

Worker Two: "Shut up! You ate all the good stuff; now it's your turn to buy some real candy!"

Worker One: (grabbing the sugar cubes) "Munch munch munch)

ghetto candy by pellygirl August 27, 2012

nub nub candy 

On the Battlefield 2 Scene refering to a friendly claymore/mine when a nub runs over it

nub: WTF *insta-punish*
you: OMFG WTF did you go for the nub nub candy?

nub nub candy by Dodoextinct May 23, 2006

farmer candy 

Anhydrous based Methamphetamine

Bert sure got geeked out on that farmer candy

farmer candy by Monkey December 14, 2003

vile candy

What pussies call drugs.
Usualy people who never tried drugs but someone is trying to make them take some.

keep VILE CANDY away from me candyman!!

vile candy by Candy man May 13, 2005

coug candy 

A young man (usually in his early to middle 20s) that older women would find attractive and would want to spend their alimony/divorce settlement money on. The term coug candy is relevant in social settings; especially nightclubs, bars, and restaurants in Scottsdale, Arizona.

I hate going out to the club with Sheldon, he's coug candy and I don't want a bunch of old broads flocking towards me.

coug candy by RLR The Beard November 18, 2010