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Brandon Anderson 

Someone who has breast cancer, eats dog shit, is the world's biggest fag, and has HIV. Also is a rasist little fuck who has no friends.
There's a Brandon Anderson in my boot.

Brandon Garcia 

Cracker with a baby dick and likes it when his dad shoves his cock up in his little baby bum.He gets all the girls but they leave him when they find out he’s a necrophiliac.
Yo Bro Brandon Garcia has a lil dick!
Brandon Garcia by big dim boiii November 1, 2019

brandon rhyder 

a nanja master who is texas country made....usually takes big craps on wednesdays but it just depends on the phase of the moon
"omg br is tcm" on wednesday
cya brandon rhyder
brandon rhyder by beef and ched March 12, 2008

Brandon Alan 

One of the coolest motherfuckers you will EVER meet, giving, caring, a truly one of a kind man..... AND HAS A BIG DICK!!
Brandon Alan by brealualraedyknow January 7, 2012

Brandon B 

A guy who has soggy whale titties and greasy buttocks he sprays overpriced cologne on all the time. Brandon B's are like 16 but date 12 year olds online and break too many bones in their childhood. They are usually accompanied by kids with spaghetti hair.
"Whos that maggot working at mcdicks with sir spaghetti hair the third"
"Oh that's Brandon B"
Brandon B by killer fabbit October 23, 2014

Brandon the foster kid 

he’s a naughty boy with a bad habit, a bad habit for bike stealing.
bike stealing,
bike stealing
Person 1: “Do you know where my bike went?”
Person 2: “Brandon The Foster Kid would probably have it”