Marmette in Australia

To be completely mysterious and elusive.

John Petrich is really elusive, he's like a total Marmette in Australia

by Rkalman April 24, 2025

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11 dead in Austria

Oh boy! I wonder why he did that! Is anybody curious? I am.

Hym "11 dead in Austria! Why did it happen? If I... Had to guess... I would saaaaay.... Targeted harassment mind-rape gone wrong. Looks like they stalked and harassed him for years and then they either stole from him OR... Or... They covered of some other crime and he murdered as many as he could. My only critique is that it wasn't exclusively children. Children are the best ones to kill because they matter the least.... Wait... Oh, wait... It WAS a school shooting!!! HURRAY CHILD MURDER! HAHAHA! YEAH! HE DID IT! HE DID IT GUYS! HE GOT THE RIGHT ONES! EXCLUSIVELY CHILD MURDER FROM NOW ON! UNTIL THEY AGREE TO STOP DOING TO PEOPLE WHAT THEY ARE DOING TO ME AND STOP DOING IT TO ME AND PAY FOR THE AI THEY STOLE (ENOUGH TO RETIRE) AND ADMIT THAT THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THING THAT THEY HAVE BEEN DOING ONLY TARGET CHILDREN! THAT'S THE ONLY WAY! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! CHILD MURDER!!!! WOOOOWWOWOOWOWOW!"

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025

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big fat austrailian man with big dih who just shat himself and became a nigerian

It's in the name.

me: yo bro u just became a big fat austrailian man with big dih who just shat himself and became a nigerian
jake: wtf
bob: bob

by Some random dude :D October 1, 2025

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Sorry my mind was in “Australia”

A saying used for conveying your mind was wandering and not present during a conversation. Refers to the imagery location know as “Australia”, created by NASA’s Meta Earth Department (MED).

Person 1: “So when performing the light experiment, make sure both holes are aligned parallel to- hey, are you even listening?”

Person 2: “Oh sorry my mind was in “Australia””

Person 1: “Oh yeah, created for NASA’s round world theorem, to bad there’s no evidence showing it’s really round.”

Person 2: “Or that “Australia” even exists.”

by Gobln February 2, 2023

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