Robert

A very small white man who likes kids. In fact Robert likes kids so much he makes EDP look like a Saint. He doesn't need a cup cake to meet a 12 year old. He will go for not only girls but boys too. Robert likes kids so much he doesn't discriminate. He's also pale and gay
Yo don't be Robert she's 12.
by Teeznuts February 20, 2022
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Ultimate Chad.Are mușchi între 20 și 74 de centimetri.E jmecher rău.Mai jmecher decât Costin cu mult.E atât de jmecher încât nu asculta de nimeni și nimic.N are ce sa facă cu viata.
Mama ce mușchi ai zici ca ești Robert.
by CostinESlab May 30, 2022
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Ultimate Chad.Are mușchi între 20 și 74 de centimetri.Bun la fotbal.Mai jmecher decât Costin.Nu asculta de nimic și de nimeni pentru ca e prea jmecher și are alte treburi.N are ce sa facă cu viata.
Mama ba zici ca ești Robert cu mușchii aia.
by CostinESlab May 30, 2022
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Person 1: Hey, that guy over there is 100% a Robert.
Person 2: Totally.
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Quite a nerd 🤓 perchance 🤓. I bet you couldn't define Robert ☝️🤓.
Dominic: A nerd?
Leo: Must be Robert 😮 💨.
by LuckyLeo1111 November 21, 2023
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Quite a nerd 🤓 perchance 🤓. I bet you couldn't define Robert ☝️🤓.
Dominic: A nerd?
Leo: Must be Robert 😮 💨.
by LuckyLeo1111 November 21, 2023
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Robert will steal your best friends heart so u arent so close anymore and be mean to you cause he just can.
Hes hella annoying and has ugly mushroom lookin hair.
someone: Hey whos that mushroom haired boy?
me: Oh thats Robert
someone: why you and _______ arent hanging out as much anymore
me: Robert stole her frome me
by diecryhate November 22, 2021
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