weed bod

a body that results from smoking weed too much. ie. very limp and weak.

hey man have you seen roger?
yeah man i saw him yesterday he has a weed bod now

by gpiy March 8, 2017

Weed Cough

When bitches be coughing after that bong rip; The dry sand feeling in your throat when you can't breathe but take another hit cuz it would be okay to die from a cough so gnarly.

Danielle ripped the bong and started hacking up a lung; Her smoke buddy Aubry said " Hey pass that here I want a weed cough too."

When Glama Christine refuses to smoke the reef and you remind her of the beautiful weed cough that prevents a covid cough.

by Anaba Kuwanlelenta November 22, 2022

happy weed

Dope shit sprinkled with the magic white white

Weed with coke mane, dat happy weed

by Pyromaniacreapr January 25, 2014

Dick Weed

When you spill weed all over yourself, but more specifically accidentally dumping it all into your lap.

James: *spills grinder into his lap*
Sasha: “ope, dick weed!”

by ZO3Y December 9, 2019

weed joint

Marijuana cigarette

Snoop Dogg asks Martha if she'd like to smoke a weed joint, to which she responds, "You mean a wee jae?"

by reenerna March 3, 2017

Pikey weed

Marijuana obtained from members of the travelling community.

Pikey Weed
"I wanna get me a big bag of pikey mate. Shit gets you whaaaacked"

by Jimprick December 1, 2009

weed-flex

ability to quickly catch things when high on marijuana or catch marijuana itself if knocked over

i have a cat-like weed-flex when it comes to dropping bud

by heartthatmaryjane April 5, 2011